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Sunday, November 30, 2008,6:24 PM
I Heart Werewolves
It’s amazing how quickly I switch my celebrity crushes. Really, it’s terrible. I’m not loyal enough >.<. But whatever. Now, shall I introduce my new celeb crush?
TAYLOR LAUTNER!
Feast your eyes on his hotness! (Or watch the last 2 videos below, even better)
a.k.a. Jacob Black from Twilight or Sharkboy from The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D! (But please don’t call him Sharkboy, because, I mean, Sharkboy? Would you like to be called that? … I thought so.)
Before you say anything, I do not regret spending all that money on Tokio Hotel stuff on the Internet. Tokio Hotel is a good band and they make good music, and Bill Kaulitz is still very cute and adorable and hyper. I just happen to like Taylor more now. Oh gosh, I hope I’m not gonna be like this when I grow up D=. I’ll never get married.
Anyway, here’s a few paragraphs from Wikipedia about Taylor. Click here to read the whole thing.
Taylor was born in Grand Rapids, Michigan, the son of Deborah and Dan Lautner. He is of French, Dutch, German, and Native American (specifically Ottawa and Potawatomi) ancestry.
Lautner began studying karate at the age of six, training at Fabiano's Karate School in Holland, Michigan. By the following year, he began winning tournaments. He was soon invited to train with seven-time world karate champion Mike Chat and, when he was eight, he was asked to represent his country in the twelve years and under division in the World Karate Association where he proved himself by becoming the Junior World Forms and Weapons champion, winning three gold medals.
He continued to flourish in the martial arts circuit; in 2003, at only eleven years old, he was ranked number one in the world for NASKA's Black Belt Open Forms, Musical Weapons, Traditional Weapons and Traditional Forms and, by the age of twelve, he won Junior World Championships.
Omg, right? French, Dutch, German, and Native American?!? NATIVE AMERICAN?! How awesome! How exotic! And about that whole karate thing? Siiiiiigh… he’s sooo cooool! He's amazing, really. Here are some vids of him demonstrating his awesome fantastic wonderful cool radical etc. karate skills. I could only dream of doing that sighhh... he makes me wanna learn karate (don't laugh!).
Although I can't say I care much for the whole screaming + looking like you have anger issues thing. But you have to do that to win in karate. They give you extra points for it.
Taylor Lautner demonstration at Kids Fair in Clovis
Taylor Lautner – 2003 World Series of Martial Arts
Taylor's extreme form at Charlie Lee Nationals ’03 (when he was 11)
His coolness makes Antarctica feel like Death Valley! His hotness makes the sun melt! I mean, you could roast marshmallows on him.
Hehehehe… *hysterical-ish giggle* He’s so awesome. And he makes me feel so stupid, too. At 11 he was ranked number one in the world for NASKA's Black Belt Open Forms, Musical Weapons, Traditional Weapons and Traditional Forms. Me, I’m 13, and I haven’t accomplished anything. Pfft. But at least he has a wide nose! Just like me (except he has a high nose bridge and I don’t, darnit)! Wheee~! I’m not saying his wide nose is bad. I mean, if all celebrities had the same small, pointy nose, it’d be boring. He’s like the complete opposite of Bill Kaulitz though.
Taylor:
perfect tan
quite muscular
short, naturally black hair
a T-shirt-and-jeans guy (I think)
wide nose
athletic
boyish
Bill:
beautifully pale
slender, girly figure (not muscular at all)
long, dyed black hair
Goth, likes to dress up
narrow, pointy nose
doesn’t like sports
feminine (in a good way)
Could they be any more different? Moreee videos! Watch! Watch!!!
Taylor Lautner for Popstar! (photoshoot)
Taylor Lautner Shirtless! (photoshoot)
If you don't feel like watching them, watch them anyway! I know that "shirtless" thing got your attention! And look at how white his teeth are! I read somewhere that drinking colored drinks and eating too much candy make your teeth yellow. I don't really drink soft drinks that much anyway, so that one's fine. As for the candy... I'll have to work on that.
Oh yes, and something weird happened Friday night. I slept with my right arm dangling off the edge of my bed, and when I woke up and looked at my fingers, they looked kind of weird but I didn't know why. So I put up my right and left hands and looked in the mirror, and the fingers on my right hand were so FAT! I guess all the blood went to them, that's why. They're back to normal though, thank God. So just some advice: don't do that.
And for some reason I can't dream about celebrities... Well, nice dreams anyway. Only once I dreamt about Tokio Hotel. It was a nightmare. I don't know what happened to Gustav and Geog, but they weren't there, but Bill and Tom were. And boy, were they U-G-L-Y! And not very friendly too. I woke up and I couldn't bear going back to sleep after for fear of more nightmares. *shivers*
And Zac Efron, back when I liked him, I couldn't see his face properly and/or he didn't look as hot. I have a weird problem. Emily dreamt she and I went to a TH concert, and she's not even a fan. Saskia had sooo many dreams of Tokio Hotel -- good dreams. Something's wrong with my brain.
Taylor the Gorgeous-Karate-Guy-Werewolf makes me feel so stupid. I think I'm going to practice my splits now.
<3 Taylor heart heart heart
Labels: bill kaulitz, celeb crush, taylor lautner, tokio hotel
Saturday, November 15, 2008,10:41 AM
Easy Money and Loserific Brothers
Happy belated birthday to Megan (her birthday was yesterday)!
Yesterday we celebrated the last day of school (although next week we still have school, but it's Party Day next Friday so they say it doesn't count as school), so we played this game at chapel instead of listening to someone preach.
After school I went for my piano class, the two guys who also worked there were torturing this fly. Guy 1 spotted a fly and used that thing that looks like an electrical badminton racket to trap the fly, but it didnt die, so Guy 2 came and impaled the fly with a needle and it died. Then they put it on the table to play with it some more and poke it with the needle and stuff.
Then they opened the door of the piano room me and my teacher were in and told us the fly was GIVING BIRTH (!!!), so of course we rushed out to see. And -- this is really disgusting -- the fly was lying dead on the table, and little white larvae were coming out of its butt!!!!!
OMG!!! I can't see this sort of stuff so I turned around and went back into the room. Those guys are truly disgusting. They're worse than my brothers, who stuck staples through a cricket. It makes me think, Well, your brothers are really annoying and gross sometimes, but at least they don't play with flies and their stupid babies. Then my teacher, Ms. Shirley, said in Cantonese, "Clean it up!" Guy 2 stared at the stupid useless larvae and squashed them with his finger. Ms. Shirley kinda shouted a bit and asked him to wash his hands.
Guys are really weird creatures. So disgustingly weird. Except some (like Bill XD).
Anyway... Today I woke up and went over to the fridge to look for some food. Then my dad came and [playfully] kinda bumped me out of the way with his elbow. So I bumped him hard with my shoulder also, but he didn't move. Then he said, "If you can budge me, I'll give you fifty dollars." P.S. When we say "dollars" we really mean RM (Ringgit Malaysia).
So I was like, "Budge you? Okay." So he just stood there trying to root his feet into the floor. I went back a little and then ran and rammed my shoulder into his arm, and...
And DARN, he didn't move.
Just kidding.
He did move, actually. One foot lifted off the ground and he tipped sideways. He was like, "Aiya!" and was looking at me all surprised while I was smugly and triumphantly looking back and holding my hand out for the easy money. So he fished an RM50 note out of his wallet and gave it to me. Wahahaha!
Oh, and UPSR is over for the 12-year-olds, and my cousin says that UPSR is easy money for most people because it's not hard, but people's parents give them money anyway if they get A's.
The school holidays have started for my brothers' and cousins' schools, but not for mine. But because we are allowed to play 2 hours of the computer if it's a holiday/school holiday, they can use the computer everyday now, I think. And because they're allowed to, it's not fair if I don't get to play, so I'm allowed also. Yay!
And BAD NEWS: tokiohotelchannel will not be taking a short break so there will be no more new episodes of Tokio Hotel TV until next year. Or either the last episode is next week. But I want my Tokio Hotel TV!! Sob.
GOOD NEWS: I got my Zimmer 584 DVD (deluxe version) already! It came in on Wednesday, and my dad took the envelope out that night and was like, "And what's this?" Although I think he very well knew. So I took it and went to my parents' closet place, where they put all their clothes and where the mirror and drawers are and stuff, and opened the envelope. True enough, it was the DVD, but it was at night so I did this sort of "silent screaming" and jumping around and stuff.
9:20 PM
I am back (for about 2 months, ballet on Saturday from 4:30 - 7:30 PM). My loser cousin Chen Chen is here. :( I found out in the car today that Jia Qing and Chen Chen used my laptop, so I called them and shouted at them and demanded why they TOUCHED my laptop and whether they typed anything to people on my MSN, because I have warned them so many times not to touch my laptop.
But they are supreme idiots, so they obviously they didn't listen to me. Also they turned off my laptop (!!!). They are really despicable/horrible/terrible/vegetable. I wonder what horrible thing I did to deserve cousins and brothers like them. And Jia Qing and Jia Wei used my MSN yesterday to type something bad to my friends, and they are being punished for it. Jia Wei had to write "I won't do this again" 50 times (but he wrote "I won't do this a again" for some reason), and Jia Qing is writing "I won't do this again" 50 times.
Jia Qing is left-handed and he is using a green colored pencil to write it, and he cried just now. How very nice ^^! "My hand's so tired," he just said. My mom replied, "You still have to write it." Jia Qing said in a whiny voice like he's going to cry again (like anyone cares), "So tired!!"
LOSERS. They are such losers. Jia Qing looks quite cute writing, but deep inside (or not-so-deep inside), he is really just a little monster in disguise. Really. Why do you think my family called him the "Monster Baby" when he was a baby?
Hahaha, why do you guys like my brothers? You're so clueless, but I guess I can't blame you because they don't look bad but they are. You couldn't survive 1 day with them.
Let's move on to a much better subject...
Bill is soooo cute! He is the most adorable-acting teenager I have ever seen. He acts so cute. He's so hyper. He's soooooo hot. He's so pretty. He's so cute. He's so sweet. He doesn't try to act "macho". He looks so different from the celebrities I usually like. And he's so beauuutiful too!!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, why is Bill is so cute? He's so cute. Abigail is like the only girl in school who agrees he looks hot (others think he'd look hot if he was a girl). When Paul Mae (or someone) said, "Abigail, do you think this is a girl or boy?", Abigail replied, "He's obviously a guy. He's hottt." But I showed her his picture before, so she knows. But even when I showed her the first time, she knew, and she agreed he was hot.
Tash thinks Bill is cute, and his eyes are mesmerizing. She likes him as a friendly way, though, which is good. Bill is the first guy whose eyes I really noticed. His eyes are just so beautiful, and so mesmerizing and wow.
BILL IS SO CUTE!!!!!!
Labels: annoying, bill kaulitz, brothers, cousin, losers, money, weird guys
Monday, November 3, 2008,9:59 PM
It Stinks!
=.='' Sigh... Okay, so I'm not going to Pangkor Island anymore. Because of the rescheduling to go on Wed to Fri instead of Fri to Sun (because it was fully-booked this weekend), Yu Wen can't go because she has to go to school to practice for a concert or performance or something, and if she doesn't go her teacher will scold her, so she cried and told her mom she didn't want to go to Pangkor. Well, she couldn't.
So if Yu Wen doesn't go, I have no reason to go because only Shi Wei and Tuan Tuan (other guy cousin; Shi Hao is maybe going) are going, so I'll be the only girl and it'll be so boring. Stinks, eh? Ugh. Well... I'll look on the bright side.
At least I don't have to wax anymore. I'm not sure if I know how to wax because my mom usually does it for me, but I was going to try today but then I got the phone call from my aunt, so... yeah.
At least I can watch the premiere of the MTV EMAs on Friday.
I'm blogging sooo much now. Oh, and I've noticed that Spleak doesn't reply when I try to talk to her/it on MSN, and her display name is just spleak@hotmail.com now. So I went to look on Google, and apparently she shut down. WHY?! I got sooo much celeb gossip from her! Look, even her blog is shut down! HER BLOG is how I discovered the Kaulitz twins, and therefore Tokio Hotel. That's how I found out about them - her blog!! Why? Why did she shut down? I loved her blog!
Grr... D=< That's so horrible. Her blog was really cool and interesting, especially CelebSpleak's.
Oh well. I am going to look up stuff about Bill Kaulitz now. Ooo, how stalker-esque. Just kidding. Byeee!
Labels: bill kaulitz, mtv emas 2008, pangkor, spleak, tokio hotel
Sunday, November 2, 2008,4:25 PM
Say Hello to Our Very Own Sleeping Beauty
Omg, did you know that in America they have these bubblegum candy cigarettes? You can even blow smoke out of it. It's so cool, I want one! If I had one, I'd go to school and stand right in front of the teachers and blow on it to see what they say. Hahaha, it'd be so funny, they'd be super shocked before they realize that it's candy. I really want now! And now for some pictureeeees! Captions below.
All the small candies (except the Tootsie Rolls, which I bought from Party World) are some of the American candy (I looooove American candy) that Shi Hao and his mom brought back from the USA that Yu Wen gave me to try. The Twizzlers Rainbow Twists Family Bag are from my uncle for my brothers (but I eat them too).
This is my hand and the bag of Twizzlers so you know how big it is.
My Tokio Hotel CDs (Zimmer 483, Schrei, and Scream)! There's still one more than I don't have, called Schrei (So Laut Du Kannst). It's like a re-recording of some of the songs from Schrei because when Bill Kaulitz hit puberty his voice changed, so yeah.
My Tokio Hotel Scream poster. Yay! Sorry, I forgot to rotate this picture because I just can't be bothered.
And now for our little Sleeping Beauty (a.k.a. Saskia):
Either me or Emily, I can't remember, holding my pink feather quill on top of Saskia's head. Um. If you're wondering what that pink thing on Saskia's head is, it's underwear. LOL.
Emily dangling the underwear above Sas' head. It's really blurry though.
Note to Saskia: Don't get too mad when you see this! I mean, you did record me snoring, and I sounded like a stupid cow. Really, it sounded like a really low, kind of scary "mooooooooo..."
Oh yes and Emily has a video of her 2- or 3-year-old brother dancing to Scream. That's quite funny (I haven't watched it yet) but I've seen a little kid singing to Scream on YouTube. It was so cute. I can't find it anymore because I forgot the link and title of the video and, um... ya.
Siiiiigh... I am so bored! Why is my life so boring? I don't really like everyday life, you just repeat the same routine every single day and it's so boring. If I had to be a guy I'd choose to be Bill Kaulitz, because he's really hot and everything, and his life isn't boring because he travels so much with the band to do concerts and all that.
Oh, but he swears.
Did you know that in Germany they don't censor bad words on TV? You can just say the f-word on TV and they won't censor it or anything.
Oh my gooooosh, Bill is SO hot. Why are some people so beautiful? It's so unfair.
Hmm... My mom went to Hong Kong today with her mom and whoever. She's coming back next Friday (Nov 7).
Oh yeah! The MTV Europe Music Awards 2008 are on my BIRTHDAY! Well, I mean it's showing on TV on November 7, but it's really on November the 6th in Liverpool. But it's cool anyway. Tokio Hotel were nominated for Best Act Ever and Headliner! I really want them to win!! They've won sooo many awards already. You can go to Wikipedia and look them up and get a list of their awards and stuff.
MTV Europe Music Awards 2008 hosted by Katy Perry
Channel: MTV, channel 713 on Astro
Time and Date: November 7, Friday, 9 PM
Repeat: November 8, Saturday, 2 PM
So yeah, make sure you don't miss it!
Hosted by Katy Perry! That's so cool. She's this dark-haired girl who always dresses like an 80's pin-up poster (well, I think it's the 80's), with her hotpants and red lipstick and stuff, and she sang this really addictive song called I Kissed a Girl. I'm sure you've heard it. Anyway, I am sooo proud of Tokio Hotel. It's so hard for foreigners to be famous in America but they've done it! And they have fans in Europe and in places like London and Russia and even Greece, too!
Hahahaha! I love Tokio Hotel.
Shi Wei and his family invited my family to go with them to Pangkor Island next Friday for 3 days, I think. I'm not sure, but it's probably 3 days. But my brothers can't go because they're busy and are going to have performances or something, so it'll be only me. Now I'm not sure if I want to go because: a) I'll have to wax because it's an island, and therefore we are going to the beach, and b) the MTV EMAs are on that day so I won't be able to watch it and I want to be there when Tokio Hotel win (yes, I say when because I'm sure they're going to win at least one category because they rock), and c) I'll be all alone (my cousin's family doesn't count), and d) I just don't know.
Oh no, I have to let my dad know by today if I want to go or not because he has to tell Shi Wei and whoever to get the hotel tickets, I think, or something.
Maybe I won't go. I really want to watch the EMAs and I've been to Pangkor Island before. But I think they might go fishing. That's what Jia He says. They'll go far out into the ocean/sea to fish. I don't fish because I have not enough patience to just sit in silence so as not to scare away the fish and hold a rod until my arms drop off, but the "far out into the ocean" thing is making me think twice, because it'd be so cool to be surrounded by water as far as the eye can see, right?
Or maybe they're not going to go that far, but whatever. Since yesterday's uber long post I blog so much.
Urghhh... I'm getting that stupid idiotic useless "life is meaningless, I have no purpose" feeling again because I am JUST - SO - BORED!! I think I'll go now and do something else.
Hey, my brothers are gone. I think they went to our cousin Shi Ying's (she's back from the UK!) house. I can just walk there. Her brother has a lot of Archiecomics... No wait, I think I hear my brother's voice. Maybe they're watching TV. Oh well.
Oh, and TOKIO HOTEL ARE FINALLY IN GALAXIE (A MALAYSIAN MAGAZINE THAT ONLY COSTS RM3)!!!!!!! Omg!! There are more TH fans in Malaysia now because now Galaxie keeps putting feedback from TH fans in their magazine (my feedback came out in the Oct 16-31 issue, but there was no reply, unfortunately). There's feedback from a TH fan in this issue too, and there's a Tokio Hotel song paper thing or something, I think, in the Nov 1-15/16 issue, Bryant Sum told me on Friday, because he gets free Galaxie mags two days earlier coz his dad's job involves Galaxie. Sarah See called me today to tell me again, and she was going to buy it so I asked her to help buy 3 copies for me and 1 for Emily.
Because I think, you know, if TH is in it, I should get at least 3 copies. I could tear TH out of one so I can stick it up, keep the 2nd one in the magazine, and use the 3rd one for something else. Or maybe keep it in the magazine also in case I need or want in someday.
HAHAHA! Galaxie has been getting more and more people requesting for TH, and now they have finally LISTENED to us TH fans! Well, it's about time! Geez.
Well, so yes, I am going to go now because I feel really useless right now. I have the "I am just going to sit here and blog everyday for the rest of my life, which will be totally useless and meaningless and my life will be so super uninteresting and incredibly boring" feeling.
Seriously, what in the world is WRONG with me?? At least Bill and Tom knew when they were young what they were going to be when they were older!
P.S. Saskia put the feather quill on my head when I was sleeping and took a picture, and I didn't wake up!
P.P.S. Bill is the most beautiful boy I have ever seen in my life.
P.P.P.S. Hmm... I think I'll go now because I keep saying that I'll go, but then I just keep on typing and typing and typing...
P.P.P.P.S. I don't know if I want to go to Pangkor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.P.P.P.P.S. Ugh. I did it again. I'll go now. Really. Bye!
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Why do I always have problems with the blockquotes????
Labels: america, bill kaulitz, boring, candy cigarettes, galaxie, saskia, tokio hotel
Sunday, October 19, 2008,5:49 PM
Paedophile, Yuck
WARNING! THIS POST IS NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN.
Omg. I read about this guy called "Bushido" in a Tokio Hotel fanfiction, but I thought he was just a fictional character. But then I saw on Youtube something about Bushido and Bill (Kaulitz), so I went to look on Google, and I found out that Bushido is actually this 30- or 40-year old German gangsta-rapper, and he's absolutely obsessed and attracted to Bill (ach mein gosh! - I dunno if the word "gosh" even exists in the German language, and I'm not supposed to use God's name in vain, so whatever).
There were a few links to videos about Bushido talking about Bill and stuff, and in one interview (brace yourselves), Bushido was like (oh gosh oh gosh):
"If Bill would ask me: 'Bushido, would you sleep with me?' I would totally say YES."
Really disgusting. Paedophile, bleaghhhh...
Oh, and this is a comment from a xLykosx on this video: "Well, actually I am a German, so I do have to understand the language xD. Bushido says during some interviews that he thinks Bill is sexy and he even says that he wants to be satisfied orally from him. On top of it, Bushido even said he wants to marry Bill O_O Oh well, no wonder, Bill is a sexy guy. Too sexy for women :D"
... I totally agree with the "too sexy for women" part. But, um... could this Bushido guy get any sicker (is that even a word)? Omg. OMG.
Oh, and I told my dad about Bill Kaulitz and showed him a pic of Bill yesterday at someone's wedding dinner, and he called him a "pondan" (translation: transvestite).
Dad: I'm not going to let you buy -
Me: *interrupts* NO!
A few moments later...
Me: What were you going to say just now?
Dad: I said I'm not going to let you buy his CDs anymore. He's a pondan. (Of course he's not totally serious but still.)
Me: NO! I don't care! I will. I already got the CD and magazine from France so HA HA.
I didn't think much of the "pondan" thing yesterday, but after that whole Bushido, I just wanna tell all you people out there who judge Bill by his appearance and call him a homosexual just because he has his own style... Well, shut up.
Oh no. I gotta go now. Darn, I wanted to type more. Okay bye.Labels: bill kaulitz, bushido, gay
Friday, October 17, 2008,5:56 PM
Ich Liebe Bill
Oh my goshhhh... I, err, accidentally got some of my lip treatment thing on the Bill Kaulitz (I love you! I love you!) poster from the Stars Book magazine I ordered from France, and now there is one big stain there. And I also dabbed another part of the poster with the treatment to see what would happen, and there was a stain there, so the stain on his beautiful beautiful face (GOSH) undoubtedly came from my lip treatment.
Err... Don't ask me how I got it there. Although I think you might already know.
What am I going to doooooo????? I shall pray to God and ask Him to make the stain go away. Please make it go away, God, please! Oh Gott in Himmel. Hehe. I know a little German now. Like aus (out), ich liebe dich (I love you), and... ehh... No time to think of the other words.
Shoot, I gotta go for my ballet class. Aw man, Bill is so incredibly sexy!! I wanna meet Tokio Hotel sooooo badly.
REALLY REALLY BADLY.
Bill is so cute and hyper! That's good coz there are some people who think I'm hyper (sometimes) too. I used to be called the "Hyper Girl" in school. Lolz. He is soooo adorable! Lalalalala, ich liebe dich Bill! And Bill has a lot of funny dances too. Soooo cute. Wheeeeee...
I showed my mom a video thing of Bill at a concert. He was singing then he looked at the camera in this really hot way, and my mom was like, "How can men's eyes be so sexy? They're not supposed to be sexy." I was like, "They are!"
Oh shoot, I forgot to check my email!!!!!!!! I'll be SO late for ballet now. Oh well.Labels: bill kaulitz, hyper-ness, poster, tokio hotel
Sunday, October 5, 2008,4:28 PM
Girl Molests Wax Figure
Sorriieee, we had no Internet for several days because my brother Jia Wei kicked the modem. Three cheers for Jia Wei! Not. Um, actually, we still don't have any Internet connection at home, but I'm at Yu Wen's house right now, and it's like a mini cybercafe here in Shi Wei and Shi Hao's room. 2 laptops, 4 computers, a few Nintendo DSes.
Not that I've ever been to a cybercafe.
I am getting quite lazy to blog now. Actually, very lazy.
Omg. There's a Bill Kaulitz *insert angelic choir here* wax figure in the Madame Tussauds (pronounced "too-so") in Berlin! Watch the video below. That girl is touching Bill's... THINGY (lol, it's been ages since I said that). Of all the nerve! That's my husband!
There's something a bit weird about his cheeks, though. The cheekbones? But other than that... Omg. There is a Madame Tussauds in London. We were wondering whether we should go there or not when we went to London last year, but for some reason I can't remember, we didn't. I so regret it. Although they probably don't have a Bill Kaulitz wax figure there.
I must see the Bill Kaulitz wax figure.
Omg. iCarly is so funny. I don't feel like typing anymore.
6:02 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MTV TRL is going! As in, cancelled! HOW COULD THEY DO THIS?!?!?!
Why? Why? WHY????
Labels: bill kaulitz, bill wax figure, madame tussauds berlin
Monday, September 15, 2008,5:41 PM
Tash and Emily Attempt to Draw Bill Kaulitz
LOLZ. Emily and Tash were making me laugh SO hard yesterday while I was chatting with them both (separately) on MSN. As you might now, you can actually draw stuff with your mouse on MSN. Tash drew a very cute picture of a stick figure with spiky things on his head that was supposed to be Bill Kaulitz (oh, gorgeous, gorgeous Bill Kaulitz!), and a swirly pink lines that were supposed to be a crowd of screaming girls.
So I told Emily what Tash did, and SHE said she'd try, too. And what happened after that made me laugh so hard I had a cough and my throat was itching. Enough talk. Here are the screenshots. Captions below because the text in the screenshots are too tiny for you to read. Last two drawings by my Mom and Jia He.
TASH (all drawings by Tash)
That's supposed to be Tom, Bill's twin brother. The one with the dreadlocks?
Tom is older than Bill by 10 minutes.
That drawing there is supposed to be Bill's sexy, mascara-ed eyes. LOL.
Flying poop. Angel poop. With wings. By Tash.
Bill and his candy. He loves candy. Loves loves loves candy.
Aww... so sweet! Hahaha. Tash loves her boyfriend.
That's Bill Kaulitz singing. Aren't her drawings so adorable?
And now for Emily's. Ugh. She drew Bill like that on purpose, I know she did. The first 5 drawings are her hilariously terrifying drawings of Bill. The 6th one is me and Bill. Like OMG. LOL!
EMILY
That red drawing is by me, a picture of my horrified face. The blue drawing is Emily's attempt at drawing a girl.
Emily: *another blue drawing of a girl*
Jiayu: Bill Kaulitz has sexy eyes!! ♥
Jiayu: Bill Kaulitz
Jiayu: is so hot
Emily: my eyes sexy or not *blinks eyes*
Emily: LOL
Emily: JOKING!
Emily: Lol
Jiayu: OMG
Emily: *drawing of a pair of supposedly sexy eyes* Sexy?
Jiayu: NO
Jiayu: LOL!!
Emily: LOL!
Emily: *another blue drawing of a pair of eyes* ← this? It's Bills!
Jiayu: EWWW
Jiayu: NO!
Jiayu: Bill is sexier! SEXIER!!!
Emily: *drawing of Bill* sexy enough or u wan more
Jiayu: DEFORMED MUTANT!
Jiayu: EMILYYY!
Jiayu: YOU ARENT TRYING
Emily: Lol
Emily: ok ok
Emily: i'll do it again
Emily: and u tell me whether sexy kay!
Emily: LOL!
Jiayu: URGH
Jiayu: *drawing of freakishly ugly creature* Happy & Pretty. I'm Jia Yu the sau men kai
This was drawn by my mom when I showed her Emily's drawings. She actually LAUGHED. Wow. Then she said she wanted to try and draw on MSN too. So she drew me. Very ugly drawing. Yuck. Could hardly pass a human. By the way, "sau men kai" means "skinny chicken". =.=''
Jiayu: *drawing of something that looks like a fly* spots mean pimple. JY
By Jia He. He drew me, too. Ugh.
And after that I went to change into my pajamas but didn't tell Emily I was going to. So when I didn't reply, she kept recording things on her mic on MSN and stuff, and later I came back and listened to them. She was going, "Fishy. Fiiishyyy. Fishyyyy. Aiyo, reply me la! *screams* FISHYYYYYYYYYY!!! Fishy! Fishy Fishy Fishy Fishy Fishy! Aiyo, you ah. Brrrr!"
Oh, and by the way, Shadow (one of the 2 dogs) died yesterday. Snakebite. Horrible, right? I'm not emo about it though. I didn't cry, which is good for me, because being emo is not my thing. He looked like he was sleeping.
Oh, and yes. My church is having this thing called LOUD. It stands for something but I can't remember what. It's like last year's one, they had LOUD last year, too, remember? I'm not sure what we're going to do there, though. They'll give out the flyers later.
The D.O.E. (Day of Excellence) exhibits deadline thing has been changed to FRIDAY (only for GRC PJ-ers) for those of us who really cannot turn in our entries tomorrow. Good thing, even though I took the flora pictures yesterday and this morning. I went to a nice stationery store called Czip Lee at Bangsar after school today and got some colored paper to stick the photo on. Only one photo for flora. Gee. I thought it was supposed to be 3 photos. I have several photos or different plants, so I'm going to have to choose one. Tough choice.
Bill Kaulitz is so hot.
I'm thinking of setting my SOS (Switched-On Schoolhouse; some of us in school got that program installed in our laptops so we do our schoolwork on our laptops instead of the books; we had to create a whole new user accoun -- GRC-[insert name here] -- on our laptops for us to do SOS) desktop background to that really hot one of Bill Kaulitz from the Vanity Fair photoshoot. This one:
But I don't know if they'll let. The teachers or even Mr. Fan might go like, "O_O OMG! Who is THAT?!" Well, they won't say "OMG", but you know, something like that. Especially since Bill looks so, well, sexy in there. Maybe too sexy for the "GRC-Jiayu" user account. I mean, the way he's staring at the camera! Omg!! *hyperventilates* And the one below is WAAAAY to sexy for the "GRC-Jiayu" desktop background (besides, it doesn't look nice when it stretches when I use it as my desktop background).
Oh, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill. I love you! Lol. I was lovingly writing his name over and over and and over and over again in an exercise book I use to scribble my math calculations. After that, I started drawing food, like ice cream and a banana split and a cocktail and a strawberry and grapes.
Hmm... my cell leader(s) might visit my blog because the bloggers (including me) in my cell group in church wrote down our blog urls on a piece of paper. We're supposed to tell people about LOUD on our blogs. I wonder what they're gonna think if/when they read my blog? I used to be SUPER quiet in church (I'm talking more now. Remember I told you about church yesterday, and that I stayed and chatted with Dexter and Grace? Yep. Huge improvement. I know I'm super talkative and loud in school, so it might be hard to believe that I am (or was, whatever) actually quiet in church. But that's the truth. Hahaha.
Ah well. Gotta go eat dinner now before my mom skins me alive. Good bye!
Labels: bill kaulitz, church, drawings, emily, msn, school, shadow, sos, tash
Saturday, September 13, 2008,8:51 PM
It Should Be Against the Law to Be So Good-Looking
11:20 PM
If you were here, in this room, right now, I'd advise you to cover your ears.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOOOOOOOT! You know that autographed hoodie on eBay I was talking about? It ended just now at 11:13 AM. I got up at about 7 today because the room was so cold and I didn't feel like going back to sleep because I was annoyed at the freezing temperature (no wonder, the air conditioners were set to 19 Celsius, and BOTH of them were on the WHOLE NIGHT).
I had calculated last night when the auction would end, so I knew exactly. Dad gave me a limit = RM800, which is about USD$235. After all, my birthday isn't too far away. So from 10 AM onwards I kept bidding and stuff, because the price, which had only been $81 yesterday, had increased today. So I kept bidding. I bid $82, $84, $87, $90, $95, $99, $105, $120, $125, $140, $150, $160, $180, $190, $200, $220, $230, $235, $240... all because other people kept bidding and eBay kept sending me emails telling me I was the highest bidder, and then that I was outbid, and that I was the highest bidder, and I was outbid, and so on.
After I bid $250 on that wonderful, wonderful autographed Tokio Hotel hoodie, I refreshed the page to check if I had been outbid again, and my eyes nearly popped out of my head when I saw that I had to bid more than $450. I thought that I had typed "$450" by accident, because the price shot up from $250 to an outrageously large amount of $450, all in just 7 minutes.
There I was, going, "OH MY FREAKING GOSH." So I hurriedly looked for a retraction form to say I had typed in the wrong amount, when I found out I hadn't, and that some unfairly rich person had actually bid that amount. So I very urgently called my father. There were only 3 precious minutes left.
P.S. We Chinese children get money from adults when we celebrate Chinese New Year every February. Lots of money money money lovely money.
Me: *very urgently, demanding* How much did I get for ang pau money this year???
Dad: *bored, take-your-time voice* I don't know.
Me: How much?!
Dad: Um... 1 thousand, 2 thousand...
Me: Can I use my *next year's ang pau money to get the hoodie? Because the price rose?
Dad: *bored, take-your-time voice* Mmm... Okay lah.
*assuming I get enough to pay it off
3 MINUTES LEFT!!! So I kept bidding bidding bidding, $460, $480, $500, $520, $540... I pressed "confirm" for the 540-dollar bid, and the page went back to the item description so that I could see that I was still outbid, and...
... that there was one second left.
You know what auction stealers are? They're these things that you sign up for. You enter the auction number and your maximum bid, and they'll bid for you within the last few seconds of the auction, so if anyone tries to bid higher than you, your auction stealer would help you bid higher and higher, and when it gets too high for your maximum bid, they'll stop bidding because you don't have enough money.
The winner used an auction stealer. I know she did, because when I went to the bidding list to so who the highest bidder was. Beside your bids, they write the time and date you bid that amount. The auction ended at 11:13 AM. The time beside her one and only -- and highest -- bid was 11:02 AM. Auction stealer. It must have been. I used an auction stealer, but I didn't set $560 as my maxium amount!!
I have no idea what she put as her maximum bid, the lucky girl, but it might have been higher than $550. Auction stealers bid as much as they have to, but sometimes you have money left over, like if the second-highest bidder (ahem, me) bids $540, and you had put "$560" as your maximum amount, they'll just make you pay $550 because that's the amount they require you to outbid the second-highest bidder (sob! me again).
THE WORLD IS CRUEL! I AM SO DISAPPOINTED!
Die Welt ist grausam! Ich bin sehr umgestürzt!
I'm itching to say, err, poop in German (=.='' Yes, I learned how to say it in German. I watched a video, Bill said it, there were English subtitles... it sounds kind of okay in German, actually. Doesn't sound like a bad word at all. It reminds me of swiss cheese. Lol) may sound like a spoiled brat, but the truth is, I'm just upset and so disappointed. Geez.
Eurgh.
Did you know?
Tom -- gorgeous Tom Kaulitz -- had sex when he was 14.
But I know it's very normal in Europe and America and all (here in Malaysia, it's against to have sex with a person who is below 18. If you do, it's counted as rape), to lose your virginity when you're so young and whatever, but still... It shocked me. He was SO young. I'm 12, 13 in less than 2 months. Just imagine... let's say you're like my age, and you had sex next year...?
Ew.
As for Bill, sweet, adorable, devastatingly beautiful Bill... I just watched an interview yesterday on Youtube, called "Tokio Hotel on Steven's Untitled Rock Show [Part 2]". Bill was telling Steven about how Tom was so proud of being 10 minutes older than Bill. And Tom was very cocky (proud/boastful/like Peter Pan) -- cute, haha -- and said, "I was the first in everything, you know. The first kiss, first sex... Bill, he's a virgin." Bill was like, "Oh, yeahh." And he laughed nervously and sort of covered his face like he was embarrassed. So adorableee. But I'm still not sure, because in interviews Bill keeps saying, "It's a secret" when people ask him about his virginity.
OMG! Gorgeous! Doesn't he look sooooo sexy here? And also, nice pants. XD
Just look at that tattoo on his arm! Beautiful! It says "Freiheit 89", which means "freedom" or "liberty" in German, and 89 is his birth year. Freedom is very important to him, so when he turned 18 last year and officially an adult, he got that tattoo. I never thought I'd like a guy with a tattoo -- much less 3 tattoos ("Freiheit 89" on his left arm when he was 18; the Tokio Hotel logo on the back of his neck when he was 13 or something; a star on his... hip -- so hot). But this "Freiheit 89" tattoo is just so beautiful! Just like Bill.
This last picture isn't from the Vanity Fair photoshoot. I got it somewhere on the Internet. His eyes are so beautiful, so mesmerizing, so mysterious, so sexyyy! Just like his everything else! I never really noticed or thought that a guy's eyes were beautiful before, not even Jeremy Sumpter -- who played Peter Pan -- not even Joe Jonas, not even Daniel Radcliffe. But Bill's eyes are sooo... omg. I could get lost in them. I already am.
So... beautiful! How can anyone be so gorgeous? It should be a crime to be so good-looking.
Awww! Bill is so
sweet
innocent (well, more innocent than his brother Tom anyway)
cute
adorable
hot
funny
gorgeous
beautiful
sexy
mysterious
candy-loving
broccoli-hating
talented
sensitive
thin
unique
I probably should stop gushing about Bill before the food in your tummy comes right back up.
I'll tell you about my day. I was supposed to look up something about this Korean pastor called David Yonggi Cho and get some more info about his acts of faith, but I put it off from last Saturday until this morning. But then, suddenly, there was no Internet connection. I could use MSN, but no Internet Explorer. It happens sometimes. So I just went to church, and my cell group went to the cafe in church to discuss about the scrapbook, because each cell group is supposed to do a 20-page scrapbook about a man or woman of God.
It ended at 4 PM, so after that I sat around outside with some of the cell group members who were waiting for this other session in church called "celebration", I don't know what they do there. I had to wait for Jia He and the others anyway. So I chatted with Grace Cheng and Dexter and the cell group leaders. Dexter was telling us about the unfairly rich people in his neighborhood. So filthy rich. One 13-year-old girl, his friend, gets RM7,000 or RM9,000 a MONTH. That was fun, talking about them and stuff.
In the car, Jia Qing and Jia Wei started fighting and spitting at each other. SPITTING. How disgusting. Jia Qing spat at me later, too, in the car, although I can't remember why. He SPAT at me. Oh no, I didn't shout at him like you so obviously think I did. I didn't. In fact, I'm pretty sure I kept my face blank. I mean, I didn't scowl or anything. Just blank. Or calm. Expressionless. My face calm when I pinched his left arm, the part between the shoulder and the elbow.
Yes, there was blood, but I can't say I'm sorry. Because I'm not. I mean, he spat at me. You'd reply the same way. Good thing my nails are a little bit long now. Jia Qing and my brothers fight a lot. They're very rough. I mean, pfft, a little blood isn't a big deal. He cried a bit, but he ALWAYS cries, so be warned, people. Don't be fooled. He cries even when it doesn't hurt that much. But at least he didn't get a bruise, right?
So disgusting, he SPAT at me. Yuck. Jia Wei was worse though, Jia Qing spat a LOT at him, and vice versa. Oh, the horror of having 3 little brothers.
Mmm... Bill Kaulitz is so hot.
I'm glad Bill isn't like Tom. He said that Tom probably always says "I love you" to get a girl in bed with him. But Bill isn't like that. He's so sweet, too nice, for that. Bill says that as he gets older, the more seriously he takes the differences between "I love you" and "I like you". When the Vanity Fair interviewer asked him, "With 18 years (he's 19 now though), wouldn't you prefer to make out endlessly anyway?"
And guess what his answer was? Bill said, "I don't know. Precisely because of this life (his busy life as the drop-dead gorgeous lead singer of Tokio Hotel) I would prefer to find the one big love instead of making out. I want to share my little time with someone I know about: This is the one!"
Awww! That's so nice! Bill is so unbelievably perfect. I love him. I love feminine guys like Bill. Wheee! So does Tash, apparently, because her boyfriend Adrian also has feminine features, like his body and his eyelashes and stuff. Tash and I have more in common than I thought!
Yay! We heart feminine guys (guys who have feminine features but do not dress like a girl, and who are not gay, and not sissy, and not too feminine)!
10:24 PM
I've never liked those guys who have 8-packs and really huge biceps and triceps and stuff because they look so hard, and all those abs are pretty disgusting. Bill's body is good. So thin, so lean and feminine. A little bit of muscle would be okay, like to keep a flat stomach and not be flabby and stuff, but not a 6-pack. Or huge abs.
Just now, after I typed that thing about feminine guys, my mom came in and asked why I hadn't showered yet. I didn't really say anything. Then when she went outside for a while to say goodbye to Rachel and her family as they were leaving (they were here before and during dinner), I ran out of the study room and locked myself in my bedroom so I could take a shower so my mom wouldn't scold me after she came back in. And it worked! She didn't say anything when I walked into the study room with my hair damp and me in my pajamas.
Oh wait, she did say something. My mom just scolded me for giving Jia Qing that cut on his arm. Geez, I already told her in the car. I was like, "Mommy, Jia Qing spit at me so I pinched him. Don't blame me if there's blood." And she had been like, "Okay." So I told her that when she scolded me, and she said she didn't hear. =.='' Not my fault she didn't hear.
Oh, and by the way, by "scolded" I mean she warned me not to do it again. She was like, "How can you do this to your brother? Do you think this is how brothers and sisters are supposed to act?" No shouting or raising her voice, though. Maybe it's not counted as a scolding after all.
Jia Wei just locked Jia Qing out of the study room because Jia Qing was bothering him while he did his homework and cleared up his school things. Haha. Jia Qing is screaming and whining to be let in outside. Hahahahaha! It's kind of funny, actually. Happens so often. Oh, now Jia Wei let him back in again, and Jia Qing is holding a rolled-up piece of paper and Jia Wei is holding a badminton racket. They're fighting about the badminton racket now. Jia Qing has it. Jia Wei just declared, "The battle of Gaara!" Gaara from Naruto. You know, the sand guy.
Hmm. For one second there I thought they were going to hit each other with the badminton racket and the rolled-up paper. Oh well. Jia Qing and Jia Wei came in and JQ wanted to hit JW with the racket. Just playing, of course, but still. Oh, JQ is locked out again now. Wheeee. He's crying outside and banging on the door and shouting for Jia Wei to open the door, and Jia Wei is just sitting on a chair on the other side of the door and demanding for Jia Qing to apologize first.
And my mom just came in and scolded them both.
Hmm...
Bill is so hot.
Have you noticed how often I say the word "sexy" nowadays? I used to think it was a perverted word when I was younger lol. I tried saying it to my mom a few days ago, since I said it so often, to see if I would dare. I was like, "Mommy! Bill Kaulitz is soooo..." -- I chickened out -- "hot." Lol. It's just kinda embarrassing to say it to your own parents. It's weird.
Oh, would you look at the time. 10:55 PM. My mom is asking me to go to sleep now. Ah well. Good night then.
P.S. Did you know that Bill and Tom's mom was really laid-back when they were younger? She gave them a lot of freedom (Bill pierced his eyebrow and tongue and got a tattoo and temporarily dyed his hair blue, green, black, and white, and Tom pierced his lip), doing homework was an option, and when Bill first came home drunk, she was really laid-back and all. Just thought I wanted to let you know. Because my mom is nothing like that. Lol.
Labels: bill kaulitz, brothers, ebay, hoodie, photoshoot, tom kaulitz, vanity fair, video
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