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Saturday, November 15, 2008,10:41 AM

Easy Money and Loserific Brothers

Happy belated birthday to Megan (her birthday was yesterday)!

Yesterday we celebrated the last day of school (although next week we still have school, but it's Party Day next Friday so they say it doesn't count as school), so we played this game at chapel instead of listening to someone preach.

After school I went for my piano class, the two guys who also worked there were torturing this fly. Guy 1 spotted a fly and used that thing that looks like an electrical badminton racket to trap the fly, but it didnt die, so Guy 2 came and impaled the fly with a needle and it died. Then they put it on the table to play with it some more and poke it with the needle and stuff.

Then they opened the door of the piano room me and my teacher were in and told us the fly was GIVING BIRTH (!!!), so of course we rushed out to see. And -- this is really disgusting -- the fly was lying dead on the table, and little white larvae were coming out of its butt!!!!!

OMG!!! I can't see this sort of stuff so I turned around and went back into the room. Those guys are truly disgusting. They're worse than my brothers, who stuck staples through a cricket. It makes me think, Well, your brothers are really annoying and gross sometimes, but at least they don't play with flies and their stupid babies. Then my teacher, Ms. Shirley, said in Cantonese, "Clean it up!" Guy 2 stared at the stupid useless larvae and squashed them with his finger. Ms. Shirley kinda shouted a bit and asked him to wash his hands.

Guys are really weird creatures. So disgustingly weird. Except some (like Bill XD).

Anyway... Today I woke up and went over to the fridge to look for some food. Then my dad came and [playfully] kinda bumped me out of the way with his elbow. So I bumped him hard with my shoulder also, but he didn't move. Then he said, "If you can budge me, I'll give you fifty dollars." P.S. When we say "dollars" we really mean RM (Ringgit Malaysia).

So I was like, "Budge you? Okay." So he just stood there trying to root his feet into the floor. I went back a little and then ran and rammed my shoulder into his arm, and...

And DARN, he didn't move.

Just kidding.

He did move, actually. One foot lifted off the ground and he tipped sideways. He was like, "Aiya!" and was looking at me all surprised while I was smugly and triumphantly looking back and holding my hand out for the easy money. So he fished an RM50 note out of his wallet and gave it to me. Wahahaha!

Oh, and UPSR is over for the 12-year-olds, and my cousin says that UPSR is easy money for most people because it's not hard, but people's parents give them money anyway if they get A's.

The school holidays have started for my brothers' and cousins' schools, but not for mine. But because we are allowed to play 2 hours of the computer if it's a holiday/school holiday, they can use the computer everyday now, I think. And because they're allowed to, it's not fair if I don't get to play, so I'm allowed also. Yay!

And BAD NEWS: tokiohotelchannel will not be taking a short break so there will be no more new episodes of Tokio Hotel TV until next year. Or either the last episode is next week. But I want my Tokio Hotel TV!! Sob.

GOOD NEWS: I got my Zimmer 584 DVD (deluxe version) already! It came in on Wednesday, and my dad took the envelope out that night and was like, "And what's this?" Although I think he very well knew. So I took it and went to my parents' closet place, where they put all their clothes and where the mirror and drawers are and stuff, and opened the envelope. True enough, it was the DVD, but it was at night so I did this sort of "silent screaming" and jumping around and stuff.

9:20 PM

I am back (for about 2 months, ballet on Saturday from 4:30 - 7:30 PM). My loser cousin Chen Chen is here. :( I found out in the car today that Jia Qing and Chen Chen used my laptop, so I called them and shouted at them and demanded why they TOUCHED my laptop and whether they typed anything to people on my MSN, because I have warned them so many times not to touch my laptop.

But they are supreme idiots, so they obviously they didn't listen to me. Also they turned off my laptop (!!!). They are really despicable/horrible/terrible/vegetable. I wonder what horrible thing I did to deserve cousins and brothers like them. And Jia Qing and Jia Wei used my MSN yesterday to type something bad to my friends, and they are being punished for it. Jia Wei had to write "I won't do this again" 50 times (but he wrote "I won't do this a again" for some reason), and Jia Qing is writing "I won't do this again" 50 times.

Jia Qing is left-handed and he is using a green colored pencil to write it, and he cried just now. How very nice ^^! "My hand's so tired," he just said. My mom replied, "You still have to write it." Jia Qing said in a whiny voice like he's going to cry again (like anyone cares), "So tired!!"

LOSERS. They are such losers. Jia Qing looks quite cute writing, but deep inside (or not-so-deep inside), he is really just a little monster in disguise. Really. Why do you think my family called him the "Monster Baby" when he was a baby?

Hahaha, why do you guys like my brothers? You're so clueless, but I guess I can't blame you because they don't look bad but they are. You couldn't survive 1 day with them.

Let's move on to a much better subject...

Bill is soooo cute! He is the most adorable-acting teenager I have ever seen. He acts so cute. He's so hyper. He's soooooo hot. He's so pretty. He's so cute. He's so sweet. He doesn't try to act "macho". He looks so different from the celebrities I usually like. And he's so beauuutiful too!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, why is Bill is so cute? He's so cute. Abigail is like the only girl in school who agrees he looks hot (others think he'd look hot if he was a girl). When Paul Mae (or someone) said, "Abigail, do you think this is a girl or boy?", Abigail replied, "He's obviously a guy. He's hottt." But I showed her his picture before, so she knows. But even when I showed her the first time, she knew, and she agreed he was hot.

Tash thinks Bill is cute, and his eyes are mesmerizing. She likes him as a friendly way, though, which is good. Bill is the first guy whose eyes I really noticed. His eyes are just so beautiful, and so mesmerizing and wow.

BILL IS SO CUTE!!!!!!

Labels: annoying, bill kaulitz, brothers, cousin, losers, money, weird guys

Sunday, September 21, 2008,11:25 AM

Tokio Hotel is All Wet (Literally)

I'm listening to The Unforgiven by Metallica on Youtube to see why people like them so much. The video is in black and white. The singer looks kinda weird, with fluffy long hair. Kinda reminds me of Captain Hook. The video is pretty weird, with an uber skinny old man with all his ribs visible through his sagging skin in a small dark room. He just put a nail or something through his hand and wiped the blood on the wall and wrote something with on the wall with his blood. It looks like "vest" or something. Maybe "rest"?

I don't think I really like Metallica. I'm going to listen to Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana next. Oh, now the Metallica video is ending with old man is sleeping on the dirty dusty floor of the tiny dark room, with a white light shining on him. The light is fading. Ew, Smells Like Teen Spirit doesn't sound nice at all. I'm trying to force myself to listen to the whole thing just ONCE. Forcing, forcing, forcing. It sounds so bad, I feel horrible. I can't understand a word they're saying. The video is bad too.

No offence to Metallica or Nirvana lovers. Different people have different tastes.

Here's another video I watched yesterday: Live Wet Monsoon Peformance by Tokio Hotel in Munich, Germany, last year in November. After the bridge, when Bill sang the chorus again, water started pouring down from the ceiling on each Tokio Hotel member, and they just sang and played their instruments with water raining on them. They look soooo hot when they're soaking wet... especially Bill. And Tom. ^^ Gorgeous gorgeous Bill and Tom.

Ugh. I wonder what made me join the chorale for D.O.E. when D.O.E. is just 3 days away! I must be a supreme idiot. We have had so little time to practice, geez. I could've just joined photography flora, nothing else.

I bought something on eBay yesterday. I'm going to pray that the person isn't scamming me, and the items arrive safely and in perfect condition, and it is exactly as described. Must not worry. Worry is a sin because it means we are not trusting God. Yes. So I must trust God. Trust God God God. Hmm... I hope I won't regret buying it. I hate regret, it makes me feel really bad.

I still can't help being a bit worried.

Never mind. Must trust God.

Oh, Bill Kaulitz Bill Kaulitz Bill Kaulitz, why are you so beautiful?

I told Jia He about the twincest thing. Remember, some people make vids and pictures and stories about Bill and Tom being all lovey-dovey with each other? Because Bill kinda looks like a girl, and they are quite close, like brotherly love and all. I read a twincest story yesterday. It's interesting, but really disgusting like Oh-Em-Gee. Yuck yuck yuck. So I told Jia He I read a twincest story, and I said it was really gross, so naturally he asked if he could read it.

So I said no, and he said, "Fine then, I won't pray that your eBay thing comes safely." What a stupid boy. Stupid stupid boy. I have a big fat idiot for a brother. So I said, "Don't pray then! I won't pray for your gecko either. He can just go and be blind." FYI, his gecko is blind in one eye because its skin fell on its eye or something when it was shedding.

So he said, "Fine, I'll pray that your eBay thing gets spoiled!" Then I said, "Fine, pray that, God won't listen so ha ha ha."

My brother is a loser. He is asking Jia Wei to shut up and threatening he will hack his Fiesta account. Jia He really is a supreme idiot. An even bigger idiot than I am. He's a big bully. Hmm... if he prays the thing I bought from eBay gets spoiled, I am going to pray he never gets any muscles on his arm. Because I had a bit of arm muscle, when I like bend my arm, which kind of stinks, and I don't like it at all. Heaven knows how I got them, because my gymnastics teacher says my lower body is better. And Jia He does push-ups but he doesn't have arm muscles, and he was like, "What?! How did you get arm muscles? I do push-ups!" I'm not going to tell him that I don't really like arm muscles, not even a little bit, because I am a girl. Never mind. Let him be sad he doesn't have arm muscles.

HA HA HA. Do you hear that, Jia He? YOU ARE A SUPREME IDIOT, JUST LIKE SMEE FROM PETER PAN! MAYBE EVEN WORSE THAN SMEE!!

I think I had better shut up now or I might never get that CD. My magazine isn't here yet either, but they're shipping it from France so obviously it takes more time to arrive.

My grandmother (Ahma; Dad's mom) says that if Jia Wei was born a girl, it would be good, because he is quite small-sized. Jia Qing is probably going to be taller and bigger than Jia Wei even though JW is 8 and JQ is only 5. JW is like Bill Kaulitz, a bit girly-looking.

I'm not going to tease JW about him being a little bit girly because Bill Kaulitz is also like that. I used to tease Jia Wei about it when he annoyed me last time, because it annoyed him when I said it and I got a kick out of irritating him. Oh, and sometimes it's really annoying when I'm busy playing the computer or something and JW has to tell me something. He goes and taps my shoulder with one finger gently and says in a soft voice, "Jie, jie, jie," over and over and OVER again. It's so annoying. I don't know if I would rather him tap my shoulder gently or whack my shoulder really roughly. The tapping this is really irritating, but the whacking thing will infuriate me and I will pinch him for it.

And when I pinch him I'll just get in trouble for cutting him with my fingernails so I guess I'll have to bear with the tapping thing.

My brothers are really weird. Jia He is crawling on the floor and yee-haw!-ing like a mad donkey, and Jia Wei is pretending to be the owner of the donkey or something.

I'm going to go for a facial next week or something because my mom made an appointment for me. My skin is really horrible this year. It recently (like, 2 months ago, or 3 or whatever) became horrible. I have like pimples on my forehead now, thankfully not the big reddish kind with yellow goo in it. They're small, and oh I hate them. I also have this mosquito bite on my forehead. For some weird reason it hasn't gone off yet. It doesn't itch. I think it has turned into a pimple. Oh gosh! I've seen people my age who have gotten those big big pimples ages before me. I wonder how they survive with it?

I wish Peter Pan was real. I wish I lived in Neverland. I could be like a female version of him, I love Peter Pan. Best classic story ever. Then me and Peter could just go live in Neverland and play all day and fly around the island fighting pirates with Tinkerbell and annoying Captain Jas. Hook.

Why do I keep going off-topic? I keep going off-topic. Like, I'm talking about one thing and then I suddenly switch and talk about something else.

I just realized I haven't mentioned Bill Kaulitz in the previous 6 paragraphs. I love Bill, he's so adorable (in looks and attitude), especially when he's around candy.

The Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are so pretty, it's not fair.

Bill Kaulitz is pretty too, and that's not fair either.

EVERYTHING isn't fair.

I understand how I got "Envy - 92%" yesterday in that quiz.

I'm hungry. I'm going to go eat something. Good bye. (I understand how I got "Greed - 92%" also, yesterday. I'm very greedy, because I love food, especially sweet things like sugar and candy and chemical stuff and stuff that give you diabetes.)

Labels: annoying, brothers, DOE, ebay, metallica, nirvana, olsen twins, tokio hotel