OMG! Someone called hamida19 on YouTube says that she sees Tokio Hotel at least once a week because she lives in the city of Hamburg in Germany, and so do they! OH MY FREAKING GOSH!!!!! Does she have any idea how lucky she is???? But she says that "they are not so hot like Zac Efron". Puh-lease. It's Tokio Hotel!!!
I must go to Germany at once.
Life is so totally unfair.
Oh yes, and go to Spleak's blog and watch the HSM3 Bloopers. Really funny. Click here to watch.
Also, watch this video. Listen carefully, because Bill burps at 1:42 and Georg's reaction is really funny. And also, I have a question... Why are you guys so open about their bodies? They just go and touch each other's chests or pinch each other's nipples, just like that.
Omg, Georg and Gustav were so cute when they were young!! I will Bill and Tom were still 13 so we'd be the same age. Omg. And Mr. Prody talked about rock music today in chapel, so I'm wondering if it's okay to listen to Tokio Hotel and the Jonas Brothers...? Well, whatever.
WARNING! THIS POST IS NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN.
Omg. I read about this guy called "Bushido" in a Tokio Hotel fanfiction, but I thought he was just a fictional character. But then I saw on Youtube something about Bushido and Bill (Kaulitz), so I went to look on Google, and I found out that Bushido is actually this 30- or 40-year old German gangsta-rapper, and he's absolutely obsessed and attracted to Bill (ach mein gosh! - I dunno if the word "gosh" even exists in the German language, and I'm not supposed to use God's name in vain, so whatever).
There were a few links to videos about Bushido talking about Bill and stuff, and in one interview (brace yourselves), Bushido was like (oh gosh oh gosh):
"If Bill would ask me: 'Bushido, would you sleep with me?' I would totally say YES."
Really disgusting. Paedophile, bleaghhhh...
Oh, and this is a comment from a xLykosx on this video: "Well, actually I am a German, so I do have to understand the language xD. Bushido says during some interviews that he thinks Bill is sexy and he even says that he wants to be satisfied orally from him. On top of it, Bushido even said he wants to marry Bill O_O Oh well, no wonder, Bill is a sexy guy. Too sexy for women :D"
... I totally agree with the "too sexy for women" part. But, um... could this Bushido guy get any sicker (is that even a word)? Omg. OMG.
Oh, and I told my dad about Bill Kaulitz and showed him a pic of Bill yesterday at someone's wedding dinner, and he called him a "pondan" (translation: transvestite).
Dad: I'm not going to let you buy - Me: *interrupts* NO! A few moments later... Me: What were you going to say just now? Dad: I said I'm not going to let you buy his CDs anymore. He's a pondan. (Of course he's not totally serious but still.) Me: NO! I don't care! I will. I already got the CD and magazine from France so HA HA.
I didn't think much of the "pondan" thing yesterday, but after that whole Bushido, I just wanna tell all you people out there who judge Bill by his appearance and call him a homosexual just because he has his own style... Well, shut up.
Oh no. I gotta go now. Darn, I wanted to type more. Okay bye.
Oh my goshhhh... I, err, accidentally got some of my lip treatment thing on the Bill Kaulitz (I love you! I love you!) poster from the Stars Book magazine I ordered from France, and now there is one big stain there. And I also dabbed another part of the poster with the treatment to see what would happen, and there was a stain there, so the stain on his beautiful beautiful face (GOSH) undoubtedly came from my lip treatment.
Err... Don't ask me how I got it there. Although I think you might already know.
What am I going to doooooo????? I shall pray to God and ask Him to make the stain go away. Please make it go away, God, please! Oh Gott in Himmel. Hehe. I know a little German now. Like aus (out), ich liebe dich (I love you), and... ehh... No time to think of the other words.
Shoot, I gotta go for my ballet class. Aw man, Bill is so incredibly sexy!! I wanna meet Tokio Hotel sooooo badly.
REALLY REALLY BADLY.
Bill is so cute and hyper! That's good coz there are some people who think I'm hyper (sometimes) too. I used to be called the "Hyper Girl" in school. Lolz. He is soooo adorable! Lalalalala, ich liebe dich Bill! And Bill has a lot of funny dances too. Soooo cute. Wheeeeee...
I showed my mom a video thing of Bill at a concert. He was singing then he looked at the camera in this really hot way, and my mom was like, "How can men's eyes be so sexy? They're not supposed to be sexy." I was like, "They are!"
Oh shoot, I forgot to check my email!!!!!!!! I'll be SO late for ballet now. Oh well.
Sorry sorry sorry! No internet connection at home because Jia Wei kicked the modem. But I'm at Yu Wen's house now so.
YES!! Guess what? I got the Stars Book magazine with 12 Tokio Hotel posters from France on Friday! My mom put it into my ballet bag, which she put into the car before the driver came and fetched me from school. I didn't open my bag until I was in my ballet class toilet and had to change into my ballet clothes. I saw this wrapped brown thing in my bag, so I took it out and saw some stickers with the words "Prioritaire A" and "Mette Fink" (name of the seller of the magazine) and others. So I put it back into the bag without opening it and started hyperventilating as I changed into my ballet stuff.
I only took it out after I was done, outside the toilet. Chow Shu, Cha Yi, Netanya, Lee Ann, and Jia Hui were already there. Chow Shu asked to see my phone, so I gave it to her. When I saw her face when she looked at the screen (my wallpaper was a picture of Bill Kaulitz at the Vanity Fair photoshoot), I grabbed it back. Jia Hui asked her what happened, so she was like, "有hantu ah!"
Translation: "Got ghost ah!"
And then all the girls jumped on me and tried to get a look at my phone and pry it out of my fingers. I changed the wallpaper to one chibi Naruto one while they did that, then I showed them the picture, but Chow Shu said it wasn't it. Then I tore the brown envelope and took the magazine out, really excited and all. Chow Shu saw it, and she gasped and was like, "Neh, 那个 hantu!"
Translation: "There, that ghost!" Note: "neh" is a slang word for "there".
And then they all saw Tokio Hotel on the cover and said he looked like a girl, or a ghost, or both.
Sheesh. I get that in school too. Calvin called Bill a "shim" today. As in, a she + him = half-girl half-boy. Whatever! Bill is beautiful, yes he is! He and his androgynous hotness. Sighhh... I hate it when people diss Tokio Hotel!!
Urk... gotta go for gymnastics class soon. I hate not having internet connection at home. I am going to stick up posters of TH on my room. Yay!
P.S. Sorry, Sarah, that tag looks real fun but I'll do it next time.
P.S. OMG Shi Hao is going to the USA this Saturday! That stinks (for me).
Just wanted to say I got my TOKIO HOTEL SCREAM CD + 2 POSTCARDS (1 AUTOGRAPHED) + STICKER from America that I ordered on eBay!!! Yeahhh! And it took just 15 days! Woooohoooooo!! Soooo happy!
Sorriieee, we had no Internet for several days because my brother Jia Wei kicked the modem. Three cheers for Jia Wei! Not. Um, actually, we still don't have any Internet connection at home, but I'm at Yu Wen's house right now, and it's like a mini cybercafe here in Shi Wei and Shi Hao's room. 2 laptops, 4 computers, a few Nintendo DSes.
Not that I've ever been to a cybercafe.
I am getting quite lazy to blog now. Actually, very lazy.
Omg. There's a Bill Kaulitz*insert angelic choir here* wax figure in the Madame Tussauds (pronounced "too-so") in Berlin! Watch the video below. That girl is touching Bill's... THINGY (lol, it's been ages since I said that). Of all the nerve! That's my husband!
There's something a bit weird about his cheeks, though. The cheekbones? But other than that... Omg. There is a Madame Tussauds in London. We were wondering whether we should go there or not when we went to London last year, but for some reason I can't remember, we didn't. I so regret it. Although they probably don't have a Bill Kaulitz wax figure there.
I must see the Bill Kaulitz wax figure.
Omg. iCarly is so funny. I don't feel like typing anymore.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MTV TRL is going! As in, cancelled! HOW COULD THEY DO THIS?!?!?!