Tado li zuku, ba shosa emo wagara nai Tuto kutoshi mm chite ima omoi wahashina seruyo Gatachi kaete yuku kokoromo koroma chimo Dakedo ki enai iga iniga aru
Chiga uyumewo mite umejin sola negameta Anoki chika ata makena ikoto Zuuto kutari konode zunagezuni Unarete kita imiwo tsageshi teta
Tado li zuku ba shosa emo wagara nai Tuto kutoshi mm chite ima omoi wahashina seruyo Aiamachimo setsuna samo koerutoki tegai gaki kaina Kishimeru binai woyo misa meshite Katseli nago leteku arukumono kotokuwo Kinimo dokokate kanjinite uno
Bayou ukota osoretsuni hapatakeru kodo ongela miwutsu Mada yumewo akilamena ide Kuraya mimo konoku nimo tachimukau imitadea etayo Okomiwo kanaratsu tsutaeni yuko
Tado li zuku ba shosa emo wagara nai Tuto kutoshi mm chite ima omoi wahashina seruyo Aiamachimo setsuna samo hanare temo onohito onachiko Rasoudawa kinieto tsutsui teiru
(PS I had to listen and type so if it's a bit incorrect nvm)
,7:49 PM
30 June, 2007 - Saturday
ARGH I have 2 go to Aunty Irene's house. She's not really my aunt but that's what we call overgrown females in Malaysia. Anyway it's really, really BORING there coz I don't even talk to their 3 children and it's UGH. I have NOTHING to do. Aunty Irene's house is about two minute's walk from my house. I mean, you go to me gate and u can see it.
I so LOVE Realize by Tamaki Naki. It's so nice!!! Even my Mum says so. Btw who has my hp? Saskia or Esther? Most likely Saskia. No one in their right mind would give it to Esther. I mean she's my friend la I saw her in church 2day but WHY would anyone give it to Esther? Miss Emel has it and probably asked Sas to keep.
I am SO dead if it's gone. God give me strength!
8:52 pm I went just now to her house for the dinner thing but now I'm back. I might go back after my time limit's up tho. It wud not be boring if I had some friends there but 2 bad.
9:43pm Just now JH, JW, and JQ locked themselves outside and kept ringing and banging on the door. I went out and opened the door and yelled, "What's your freaking problem?" Sorry. Couldn't contain myself. Anyway they are going back 2 Aunty Irene's house and ya... whatever.
Friday, June 29, 2007,7:13 PM
This Forgetfulness of Mine
OMG! I LEFT MY HANDPHONE IN SCHOOL W/MISS EMEL!!! I sure hope she brought it back w/her or I am DOOMED!!! ARGH!
Note 2 self: Set alarm on hp to 3pm everyday so i will not forget to bring it back. ARGH!! I can only pray... *SOB*
Thursday, June 28, 2007,8:53 PM
Chat
..:*=*Jia Yu*=*:.. True Friend Test: http://www.truefriendtest.com/friendtest/396741 says: continue ur seraphis story!!!!!!!!!!!!! S t R e $ s 3 d P h 0 e N i X says: but ur post at least interestnig S t R e $ s 3 d P h 0 e N i X says: my post will bore ppl to death
S t R e $ s 3 d P h 0 e N i X says: i will when i have *ahem* time..XP
Today when PM asked me what my phone looked like, when I described it a bit, she was like "ew... wait is it that twistable one?" I said, "No but it's sliding." So I showed her and she was like, "OMG I want ur phone! Rich people are so evil." What la...
What rich people anywayz... My mum bought frm a friend who bought it for a discounted price for discounted price, if u get what I mean.
And Celine, when i said I was not rich (I'm just your average, everyday, ordinary girl), she said, "Ya la. I'm the one who's rich." I seriously can't believe she said that.
Paul Lyn and Raquel, please retake test coz I edited it and the results are the old ones
,7:50 PM
28 June, 2007 - Thursday
Today at lunchtime, PM came up while I was eating and said the ppl from CHOIR were waiting 4 me. So wtv lor, I went downstairs. And get this: they were thinking about kicking me out! Just because I missed one stinking meeting! Huh.. Some friends! Of course PM took my side. If she didn't, well, whatever... but she did of course.
This 10 year old... Andrew hah... he said we couldn't miss a single meeting. What a big fat lie. Before lunch/breaktime I asked him, "We have to go for every single meeting?" And he said, "No lah, only if you want to." And i did NOT want 2 and they r blaming me... what the -
Of course my so-called friends did not kick me out. OH What la! They are SO unreasonable. After all, I AM the one who decided to start a CHOIR, and I was also the one who supplied the secret diary and glitter pens. They're like saying, "Down with gratefulness - we don't care!" What were those gratefulness card things 4 anyway then?
And I seriously CANNOT believe he said this when I told him why we had to come to every single meeting and I had other friends 2: he said I had to choose between CHOIR or my other friends.
HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What sort of tyrannical person would say that? If you're not a tyrannical person, DO NOT SAY THAT.
I am STILL miffed at them. Some of them anyway.
Andrew if you are reading this, I think - no, I KNOW - CHOIR members should come to the meetings at least once/twice I week! I am the creator of CHOIR:
You pledge allegiance to the clubational flag of CHOIR for which it stands One club, under Jia Yu, indivisible with liberty and fairness for all.
There. Notice the italicized word?
On that happy note, after school was A BLAST. It was SO much fun and we made voice recordings in my handphone that we so funny - to me at least. My Mum could only come at 4:30pm. Yay!
Ralf: What you dum-dum! Me: Can you just keep your mouth shutted? Ralf: OK I'll keep my mouth shut! Me: *whispers* I'll quit the nonsense. Ralf: I'll quit the nonsense! Me: OK good. You're gonna need a therapist to get brain surgery. Saskia: OK I'm therapist Alarma Clocker. And I... u... *pig sound*... r... Ralf: Stupid! Saskia: Oh come on! Don't be... Don't be such a fool (sounds like furl)... let me operate your body! Ralf: Oh yes you can my darling! Saskia: Ah ain't no darlin'. Ralf: OK operate my stomach! Saskia: Awww! Look! You have a baby. It's a girl plastic bottle! Baby crying noises by me and Sas. Bangs my bottle on the table. Ralf: Aw how adorable! I'll name you Ralf Junior. Saskia: Oh that's adorable! Me: *pretending to be Saskia coz she didn't wanna say this line* Let's get married! [The End]
If you actually hear it it's much more funny coz we changed our accents (ak-sonts). And btw you can hear me prompting them in their lines coz they forgot.
And the next recording was of Sas singing a silly song she made up, which is SO stupidly funny. Then we played shark til I had to quit coz my knees were all reddish and zzzzzzz.....
Anyway the meeting was SO boring, and we did nothing but look at Saskia while she was writing in the diary stg that was not really a biodata but whatever... but it is SO unfair to try to isolate me from my friends! And SO tyrannical.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007,7:38 PM
27 June 2007 - Wednesday
Today I reached school at abt 10 minutes to ten pm and did not go 4 PE. I stayed back until 4 pm =p=p and found out, thanks to PM, that the little scented flower-shaped decoration stuff I bought was actually soap. But it is SO cool and SO weird.
Today I joined CHOIR, and no i don't mean a choir group, I just mean CHOIR. The members in it are me, Sas, Andrew S. G., Ralf, Xin Yi, and Wendy. If you want to join, answer this question: What is the code? If you dunno... well... too bad for you lor...
We like stay back after school if we can and tell secrets and stuff and I didn't realize we trusted each other so much! I only said two embarrassing moments: when I hugged a lady who i thought was my Mum in kindergarten and burst into tears, and when I was real young and went to the beach in my underwear. To make matters worse, my Mum wonderfully took pictures of me!!! =.=
Today during lunchtime, we were talking abt what we wanted 2 be when we grew up. PL - famous pianist. Zoeder - fashion photographer. Emily - fashion designer. Sarah Ti- model. Me - actress and writer. Raquel - fashion designer. Grace K - She doesn't know.
So Emily talked real perasaan-ly, like, "Then the whole school will be wearing my designs" and "Then Paul Lyn will throw away her Adidas/Nike shoes and wear Emily shoes" and stuff like that. Sarah Ti also wanted to be a coffee shop person. You know, the person who does all the foam and 'design' of the coffee. Emily said she would open a shop and stick posters of Paul Lyn so when people saw, they would rush into the shop.
Emily said Sarah would model her clothes and make them famous, and Zoeder would take pics of Paul Lyn and Sarah ("To the side, Paul Lyn, to the side!"). "What about US?" I asked, referring to me and Pinkerpine (Grace).
"You can be the audience," Zoeder the Photographer said. "No!" I said indignantly. "Me and Grace can be the ones who throw tomatoes at you."
Zzzzzz I wanna be an actress.... and a writer.... But the problem w/being famous is that everyone who are your fans would crowd around you and stick posters in your face and take pics of you and almost blind you. And they would go to your blog if they can find it and tell ALL their friends, and pretty soon the whole world would know and it would take about 1 hour for your blog to load.
So anyway I gtg go swimming... very stressed from all the silly homework and my H&G 604 LPT (the horror! the horror!). Byeeeeeeeeeeee.
By the way, when I start typing the story on Em's laptop, most ppl in the class would crowd around... Wow I didn't realize I had so many fans! Take that Ryuutaros! (If you dunno who Ryuutaros is go look at the previous messages in my Cbox and look for the word). And during CHOIR, Andrew asked, "Who visited Jia Yu's blog?" and ALL of them raised their hands except Xin Yi who went back edi. HAHA I AM SO FAMOUS!
Monday, June 25, 2007,10:24 PM
25 & 26 June 2007 - Monday and Tuesday
Monday night:
Just now was one of the most terrifying moments of my life...
I better start at the beginning... Ok, it's now 10:25pm, and just now I went to open a pack of 2 beefhide bones for my precious Serafin. I took a plastic bag to put the other one in, and when I opened one of the drawers in the kitchen, A BIG FAT SHINY UGLY COCKROACH CRAWLED OUT!
I screamed and ran for my life. I ran outta the kitchen, screamed again, and ran down to the living room, where my grandparents and Dad were walking TV. I told Dad abt it between gasps, told Lori, one of the maids. She was so stubborn, but that's to be expected. But when I complained to Dad she went up edi hehe...
But when she went 2 the kitchen, THE COCKROACH WAS GONE!! Now I have to keep my eyes peeled for it. There's a BIG FAT SHINY UGLY DEADLY SMELLY LOSERIFIC COCKROACH ON THE LOOSE!
You gotta help me. Seriously, I should hire a detective or stg.
So anyway, about my day... well ntg really happened except when I went to the other side during lunchtime, Miss Cath told me she signed me up for singing in chapel! I was real reluctant and "What?!" to do it, but oh well... I hafta get ridda my up-on-stage-singing-with-an-audience-in-fronta-me-phobia! But anywayz oh well...
I asked her what about Paul Lyn for singing?
She's playing the piano.
Terry? (Bee Bee's new name)
LCD. Paul Lyn?
Piano.
"Please sign Zoe Tai up for singing!" I pleaded. Zoe was right beside me. "Coz if you sign me up, you have to sign Zoe up also or it's like very what..." So Miss Cath did and I was overjoyed! Zoe was like "WHAT!" Isaid in a low voice to her as I added a 'Tai' to 'Zoe' on the list, "Victory is mine!"
I have won again!
Anywayz I am SO upset that I can't go Broga! They're going rafting and stuff and I'm gonna miss out coz of the delayed trip to Hong Kong. The Disneyland's real lousy there... only 1 roller coaster, so it's more for my li'l bros. I dun even think they have a freefall.
Oh well, but that's to be expected.
But I just hope they have the Pirates' Jack Sparrow hat. It looks so cool on E! (channel 76 I think) I'm seriously gonna die if they don't have it. All the way to HK for ntg when there's only one roller coaster SOBBIEZ!!!
So abt last Thursday, near 3 o' clock (dismissal time/fang xue), almost all the students in Miss Emel's (my) class were messing up Saskia's hair! Migawsh, so I joined them for a while.
"You let them?" I asked her. "No!" she said between her laughter. She covered her head with her hands, but they could still mess up her light brown hair. GOSH. Later she said she needed 2 use 100% conditioner. And then Paul Mae took a note off Sas' back that she had pinned. It read: I had a bad hairday.
Today:
AHHH Finally can go on blogger... been so busy today since driver could not come 4 whole week coz got red eye... he proved it la actually came 2 our house to show so we wouldn't think he was faking it LOL! So anywayz again, SO SAD I CAN'T GO BROGA!! But I took the paper anyway so I could remember what I'm missing out on...
Hmmm I dunno what to write anymore, except my Mom came late today at 3:30pm but that's good! Coz it gave me time to type a story on Emily's laptop. There was one story I made up with help, in Em's laptop, starring Saskia. One part was, "Then Witch Emilly laughed for one hour, which gave Saskia time to escape. Emilly went home grumpily and reminded herself not to laugh for so long." LOL.
PL and Kelvin are having this sorta competition about who's blog is better, and of course they said theirs are the best. PL kinda started it first, but I'm not blaming you k~! I'm just saying...
BTW Emily pretended to be Jessica Simpson commenting in my CBox. I know it was Em coz I was right beside her, in school, while she typed it on the comp, and Miss Cath said we couldn't go on blogger on the school comp.
Uh-oh. So bad...
And today Haresh savagely pushed past me when he was running away, escaping from someone, and I kinda lost my temper and my control and said, "What's your problem la?" It just sorta slipped out. Sorry lor. I think I have to learn to hold my tongue. Figuratively.
Today I bought this CD, and there was one piano piece called Fairy Wings on it. It was the only song which was kind of nice in that CD. The rest was kinda... old-fashioned. But anyway I gtg now coz it's, like, 10:39pm, and it's my bedtime. So byeeeeeeez!!
Oh wait... Beware of H&G 604. You will really die when you get to that book. It has like SEVEN self tests, and ST6 is SO HARD that I failed it by alot.
BTW Can ya'll please tell me that my Mom is here without pinching? I'd really APPRECIATE IT.
Sunday, June 24, 2007,9:18 PM
24 June 2007 - Sunday
Today after SS, I went to my piano class for the recital, which was NERVE-WRACKING. But at least I had a friend there. I only discovered she was in the same piano class, same teacher, 2 days ago - Friday. I saw the list of ppl who were gonna play in the recital, and I saw a grade 1 called Chow Shu.
So later I asked Ms. Shirley (my teach.) if Chow Shu learned ballet. MS said, "Ya how you know?" And I said she was in the same grade 4 ballet class as me! SO cool bcoz I only know Amanda Yumi Suzuki and one more girl from piano class, but we dun rilli talk and r more of acquaintances.
So anywayz, there were 19 ppl on the list and I was number 18. Chow Shu (CS) was number 17. But some ppl didn't come for some reason... 2 or 3 ppl didn't come, I think. So anyway, we sat next to each other, busy worrying and blowing our wet hands, while listening to other ppl play the piano.
Then there was this grade 6 girl, poor thing. Each person had to play 2 songs, and her first song... Well... About 3 or more of the first bars were sorta ok, but then the rest... well... let's just say it was as if she never heard of the song b4. She was like, sitting there, doing ntg. She had totally forgotten how to play it. So MS said gently, "Why don't you play the next song?" And she did.
The next song was... eh... on a scale of 0 to 100, 0 being the worst, she gets a 50 to 70. Then she had to play the first song again, but then it's back to square one. She's in the same awkward, embarrassing position. She couldn't do it. She looked at MS and just shook her head. So she got up and, when she rushed to the bathrooms, MS said to her, "Go home practice more." She sure go and cry wan... even Mum thinks so.
CS was pretty good, and when it was my turn, I had tied my hair to keep it from getting in my face. The first song was pretty... lame. I got like 3 or 4 mistakes =.= but the 2nd song was fine. But it's still very what since on Friday, I played those songs very nicely, but now... not so nice. BTW if you have a grade 3 exam piecies 2007-2008 book by ABRHSM or stg, I played B1 and C1 at the recital. But I have to play A3 for exam too. So anywayz yesterday I bought this glitter pen stuff - 12 glitter pens. And one of them - the one which is the nicest blue in the world was ... like... when u pressed it on a piece of paper, the ink will just flow out. I found out why - the ball for the ballpoint was gone! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
OMG I'm all out of funny! SOB!
Saturday, June 23, 2007,9:06 PM
23 June, 2007 - Saturday
Jia He said that today at church, one little adorable 3-year-old girl kept staring up at him, and he said he really felt like pinching her cheeks real hard. Later, Jia He looked at his bag and he saw that girl taking papers out of his bag and making paper aeroplanes out of them!! Migawrsh...
He smacked her hand and said, "Hey! Go away! Don't touch my stuff!" The girl looked at him with a sad look and went away. Later he saw her again - sitting on his Bible and make MORE aeroplanes! He scolded her again. She was like, "My bwader wery big wan!" And she went off to call her brother.
Her brother was actually 4 years old, as Jia He discovered. He was like, "Who's messing with my sister?" And he looked at Jia He and said, "Hello," then quickly ran away. The little girl smacked Jia He's hand. JH said, "Wei! Why you beat me?" And the girl said, "Stupid idiot," and ran away.
Btw today my Mum told me she got me a handphone. And actually I already knew frm my Dad and driver, but anyway, she says the phone she got 4 me was the one she is using... that sliding phone with orangey-red edges and the music kind. I am only allowed to bring it when I go singing class (SS) and church... How unfair is that? I can't even SMS, and it's so fun.
Tmr is my piano recital... it's not like a concert or anything but still, AUGH. It's at 3 - 4:30 pm tmr, and I have 2 b there 15 minutes earlier, so after SS i have to go there and can't go Tash's hse or she can't come to mine... zzzzzzzzzzz.... what la... Anywayz gtg shower now so byeeeeeeee....
(PS I found out a funny hide-and-seek secret in one of my old diaries - the first. But I am SO NOT going 2 tell you in case I ever play hide and seek with ya'll so keep dreaming. Byeeeeeeeeee!)
Friday, June 22, 2007,3:59 PM
3D Chat
,3:50 PM
Fantastic Pirates: Rise of the World's End
Today I didn't go to school coz yesterday my parents had to bring my bros to watch a movie coz they got free tickets. They thought it was Pirates 3 but it was actually Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer... And the continuous beeps that I hear bcoz Raquel and Sarah S are MSNing too fast is driving me CRAZY!! Well at least I know they didn't watch Pirates... But anyway Tash says she is (finally) gonna update her Seraphis story. YAY!! Good good...
,12:04 PM
Diary Entry 2005
This is a diary entry from my first diary:
[June 17, 2005:
Me, Paul Lyn, Paul Mae, Abigail, Eunice, and Grace were playing "Question Dare". You just make up a dare but the person doesn't have to do it:
Paul Lyn: Abigail, I dare you to pinch ******'s armpit and say, "Lover Boy"
Abigail, I dare you to push ******'s butt to you and smell it and kiss it and say, "Nice perfume."
Me: (it's not really that funny but I was laughing my head off): Eunice, pinch *****'s butt and pluck out all his hair.
Paul Lyn's one is the funniest of all!
OK, party stuff (yesterday): Shi Wei said that once, when he was drinking milk, Shi Hao made him laugh, until milk came through his nose!!! When we heard him, I asked PLyn to make me laugh then I drank water. No luck, I spat out all the water in the sink. Paul Lyn did the same. Oh yeah, and **** *** farted 100 times. Oh, well, gotta study! See ya!]
LOL! Btw the censored words are not bad words. They are names of people that I don't think I should mention because it might embarrass them. Omigawrsh... so funny what PL said when we played the "Question Dare" thing...
Thursday, June 21, 2007,5:39 PM
Pirates 3 and the Amazing Miracle
It is so unfair that my brothers get to go watch "Pirates of the Carribean 3" and I don't! I mean, Jia He watched it b4 but he is watching it again coz they're going after Jia Wei's school is over, and Jia He is the same school as he is, so there you go. And the reason why I can't go is coz they only have 4 tickets!!!
But at least yesterday yesterday I got to go to Elegant Inn. It is so nice there and I bought an Archiecomic. PS Emily do not say that I spend a lot coz I cut down already! Amazingly, I only bought about 5, 6, or 7 items this month!
It's incredible! I don't believe it myself! Last year some month, when it reached the 21st date, I'd already buy about 20 items or so! And now its 6!! I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF! But still very sad I can't watch Pirates 3...
,5:18 PM
Japan Doodlebook/Journal (no. 1 and 2)
This is something I found that I wrote in the Chip and Dale notebook from Japan when I followed Paullyn's family to Japan (some ppl who I sent letters to will know what the papers in it look like). I used some pgs as a sort of journal/itenarary/doodle book. This is a stupid dialogue I found:
JY: The Jumpzone* thing was so fun!
PL: Yes, totally! Paul Mae chickened out. I can't believe it. She missed all the fun.
PM: Do you think I wanted to go?
JY: Yes!
PL: Yeah. You were, like, so excited.
PM: I was also scared!
JY: You said "Yes!" when your Dad asked you whether you wanted to go.
PM: I was also scared!
PL: You wasted 1000 yen, Paul Mae. That's about RM33, says Papa.
JY: Should've gave the money to us.
PM: I was also scared!
JY: Can you stop saying that?!?
PL: Don't shout at her.
JY: Sorry.
PM: I was also scared...
PL: Shut up, Paul Mae!
JY: Don't shout!
PL: Sorry.
PM: At least I get to go to Disneyland.
JY and PL: Us, too!
* = Jumpzone is this thing in a mall in Japan where they have shops for pet clothes and you can bring pets into the mall**! Jumpzone is this giant trampoline thing, and there are like 2 poles at the side, and you have to "wear" this thing like a thick, black outside underwear which is attatched 2 elastics, so when you jump, you can jump real high.
** = I even saw a lady pulling a luggage thing behind her, and some little dog was yapping and yapping, and the lady kicked the luggage, and the yapping stopped. Gee. What a way to transport a puppy.
Paul Mae didn't really chicken out. She just went on it and barely jumped at all. Paul Lyn jumped halfway up the 2 poles, and I jumped all the way up. I am not bragging. I am just saying. But it was so fun! It only felt like A BIT of my insides were left on the ground.
Here is ANOTHER lame dialogue:
[Interview! with Chip, Dale, Clarice]
Me: So who likes Clarice best? Chip or Dale?
Chip: Of course, it's me!
Dale: Don't be ridiculous! It's me!
Me: Clarice, who do you like best?
Clarice: Both of you!
Chip: See, she said me! Dale: You're deaf. She said me!
Chip: Me! Dale: No, me! Clarice: Um...
Me: OK, be quiet! Zip it, ya'll. She said both of you.
Chip: Choose only ONE, Clarice! Clarice: Fine. It's Chip.
Chip: See? She likes ME! I was right!
A girl passes by. Not any ordinary girl, the prettiest girl Chip and Dale have ever seen.
Dale: Um... I've gotta go...
Chip: Yup! See ya, Clarice!
They both run to the girl and follow her.
Me: Um... Clarice, are you OK?
Clarice: Grr... GR! GRR!!!
Me: Whoops! It looks like Clarice is ANGRY!
Clarice: I SURE AM!!
She runs to Chip and Dale to beat them up.
Me: Oooh-kay! This isn't such a very good ending!
[The End]
[The End of all this Lameness]
But now I think, why would a pair of chipmunks like a human girl? Hmm...
,5:05 PM
21 June, 2007 - Thursday
Today I got a letter from Wendy and Xin Yi so now I have 15 letters! Actually, 13. I lost Paul Lyn's, Zoe Tai's, and Zoe Natassha's. But Zoe N. wrote me another one so that's 13... ARGH so sad I lost their letters!!
Today at lunchtime, me and Raquella de Roba ran from Sarah See. We ran into the school and I crouched down next to the table, but Sarah saw me anyway. Mr Fan was like, "Playing hide and seek in the class huh?"
I said, "No, I'm just hiding from Sarah." Seriously, I wasn't playing hide and seek. I was just hiding. No matter how hide and seek-ish it may seem, I WAS JUST HIDING.
So anyway, Mr Fan said to me, "I won't let you go back to your class if you cannot guess her name." He referred to the new girl.
Me: Michelle.
MF: Michelle what?
Me: Michelle lah.
MF: Michelle what?
Raquel, beside MF, uses fingers to spell out letters:
Me: "T... A... N... Tan."
MF: That's cheating!
Me: See? I'm so smart!
MF: Michelle Tan what?"
Me: *Runs to Michelle's place and looks at her progress chart, then runs back to MF and Michell and Raquel* Michelle Tan Sze Ee!
Michelle: Wei that's cheating!
Me: I'm so smart!
OMG HAVE TO PRACTICE PIANO!!!!!
... Hmm, maybe later... I know la ~ I'm very lazy lahh...
,5:01 PM
Advice for Captain's Ball
Here is some advice for Captain's Ball:
4 Girls: To make other players lose their concentration, scream real loud in their ear... especially boys' ears... especially especially Kelvin Wong's ear. He is especially sensitive to screams. I screamed in his ear ystrdy real loud and he was like... whatever... he just lost his concentration but the guys won by a long shot still.
Wednesday, June 20, 2007,8:12 PM
Good News and Bad News
Good news: I am continuing the Serra and Raychel story!
Bad news: Now I have to juggle 3 stories! Juggling rubber balls and silver apples are normal for court jesters like me, but stories? 3 stories are not a big deal, last time I used to juggle more but it's still very what to have to write 3 stories at the same time.
TASH CONTINUE YOUR STORY!!! ARGH!!!
- Court Jester of Queen Raquella Findella de Roba, and Friend of Princess Paul Mae of Paulland.
,4:12 PM
19 and 20 June, 2007 (Monday and Tuesday)
Yesterday at night, after dinner w/Laura, Sean, and their parents; Shi Hao, Shi Wei, Yu Wen, and their parents; one of my other cousins and his gf; and me and my parents at Elegant Inn, the car seemed to be slanting to one side. We have a flat tire, and so we had to stop to get the spare tire.
But then the jack was gone, and so Dad had to borrow it from one of his friends who was at a restaurant nearby. But the jack couldn't lift the car high enough, and it was only later they decided to put a concrete block below the jack. But then wtv...
Yesterday at devotion, Miss Emel said Miss Catherine's idea of writing a letter to someone you are grateful for was a good idea, and she asked us to write. We only had to write one, but some of us started writing more than one.
Well this is who I wrote to (23): Rachel See, Zoe Tai, Zoe Natassha, Emily Chen, Hazel Chang, Paul Lyn, Paul Mae, Raquel, Miss Emel, Lydia Cherish, Shansa, Beenut (Bee Bee), Sarah Ti, Sarah See, Andrew Sanjay George, Saskia, Mr. Francis, Miss Catherine, Miss Abby, Esther, Wendy, Xin Yi, and Grace Kam.
And this is who I received letters from (13): Paul Lyn, Zoe Tai, Zoe Natassha, Raquel, Rachel See, Paul Mae, Emily, Sarah Ti, Lydia Cherish, Andrew Sanjay, Saskia, and Hazel (Hazelnut), and Sarah See.
I called Raquel, "Queen Raquella Findella de Roba" and Paul Mae, "Princess Paul Mae of Paulland". I signed it "Court Jester", and to Paul Mae, "Court jester three kingdoms away". This letter thing is really fun! I wrote Beenut 16 letters. That's right. SIXTEEN. But it won't seem so incredible when I tell you how I wrote them:
The first letter says, "Thanks 4 this and that and blah blah blah...", and the second says, "See? Now you have 16 letters! Yay!" Then the other 14... I wrote 2 sentences and cut them up. 14 words. 14 letters.
Wendy has a Tamagotchi v. 4 and she brings it to school! I mean, she plays with her Tama in public. When I had a Tama, I kept it in my pocket and only fed or played with it drugin lunchtime and break. Her pet is the one that looks like a walking poop, which is CUTE not GROSS.
I keep singing Cheetah Girls songs on Youtube! They are quite high so I sing them as a sort of 'practice'. Btw anyone know if Mr. Fan and Miss Siow are supervisors or what? Coz I don't really know what to write in their letters (notes) zzzzzzzz....
There is this series called Stardust, and it's so nice! Yu Wen borrowed me the book yesteday night and it is SO nice. Last night (midnight or stg), I woke up and used my penlight to read Stardust. It's so much fun to read in secret at midnight and try not to get caught.
I know it is hard to keep your finger on the penlight, (it's really boring and tires yoru finger - fingers do not need exercise) so I tied a rubber band round the part where you press, and the light will come out. Ah. The work of a genius.
Just kidding. But anyway today at P.E, I learned how horrible Josh Teo is. In Captain's Ball I was the catcher and had to stand on a chair to try and catch the ball, and he was defender, and Dawn and Paul Lyn were like, "You don't make her fall down ah~!"
He still did. When I tried to catch the ball that was sailing high over my head, he tried to catch it too and made the chair topple over. But I did not fall on my butt or anything. My left foot was on the part of the chair where you rest your back on, and so I was standing. But kinda threw a little trantrum and didn't wanna b defender, but I had to. I went back up and Josh was like, "Ok la this time I won't stand so near." And he stood about a foot or 2 in fronta me.
But then Beenut came and took my place as defender (yes! thank you for saving my life, my faithful, weird old human puppy!). Then later when Angie was catcher and Josh was still defender, she fell on her butt. But this time it wasn't Josh's fault. While tryina catch the ball, she went back too far and fell. But she was pretty okay. But we still lost by a long shot. Zzzzzz... It's sad.
But one funny thing happened tho. Beenut got the ball and she threw it to me just as I was about to tie my hair up. So I caught the ball and said, "Don't throw to me! I'm tying my hair!" and threw it to someone else. The girls who were sitting in a row on the ground started laughing. But is it my fault the tie keeps slipping off? LOL. Sarah Ti says it was so girly.
Saturday, June 16, 2007,9:19 PM
The Blind Men and the Elephant
The Blind Men and the Elephant
It was six men of Indostan To learning much inclined, Who went to see the Elephant (Though all of them were blind), That each by observation Might satisfy his mind.
The First approached the Elephant, And happening to fall Against his broad and sturdy side, At once began to bawl: "God bless me! but the Elephant Is very like a wall!"
The Second, feeling of the tusk, Cried, "Ho! what have we here, So very round and smooth and sharp? To me 'tis mighty clear This wonder of an Elephant Is very like a spear!"
The Third approached the animal, And happening to take The squirming trunk within his hands, Thus boldly up and spake: "I see," quoth he, "the Elephant Is very like a snake!"
The Fourth reached out an eager hand, And felt about the knee. "What most this wondrous beast is like Is mighty plain," quoth he; "'Tis clear enough the Elephant Is very like a tree!"
The Fifth, who chanced to touch the ear, Said: "Even the blindest man Can tell what this resembles most; Deny the fact who can, This marvel of an Elephant Is very like a fan!"
The Sixth no sooner had begun About the beast to grope, Than, seizing on the swinging tail That fell within his scope. "I see," quoth he, "the Elephant Is very like a rope!:
And so these men of Indostan Disputed loud and long, Each in his own opinion Exceeding stiff and strong, Though each was partly in the right, And all were in the wrong!
Moral: So oft in theologic wars, The disputants, I ween, Rail on in utter ignorance Of what each other mean, And prate about an Elephant Not one of them has seen! - John Godfrey Saxe
Friday, June 15, 2007,7:34 PM
The Pipers
Yup yup definitely he is angry. See that thing in the Cbox that says stg like, "Being the child of a kid blah blah blah whatever blah blah"? That's proof enough 4 me! Look, just make believe that they are adults ok? It is a STORY. S-T-O-R-Y. As in fiction. Not real. Made-up. FICTIONAL. Anyway, about the Pipers' preaching (Aureole and Tony)... (I had to change piano time from 3:30 to 4:30 bcoz I wanted to attend it; only some people could go; some 12 year olds and 11 year olds and a bit younger, and the rest were 13 above)... The Pipers were much nicer than I thought. No offence but I pictured them kind of domineering and stuff, and once they pointed at you, you immediately start coughing. But it was not like that at all. Aureole did not look like a grandmother, but in fact she is. She was wearing everything purple. Purple shirt, white pants, purple accesories, purple glasses, PURPLE LIPSTICK, which is so cool. No wonder the younger ones couldn't go. They told about ____ and ____ and ppl who were there should know. They preached until like 3-stg, and started praying. Tony prayed for boys and Aureole prayed for girls. I didn't know that we were supposed to go out in front to be prayed for NOW, bcoz so many ppl were not in front, and only like 2 or 3 guys were being prayed for. So Dawn went, and I figured it was time to b prayed for, and so I went in front. At first she asked what was my name - it took a while for her to finally get it. Then she asked me what I wanted to be prayed for, and I said anger and fear. So she started praying and asked me to cough, so I could like "cough the anger and fear" out of something, and so I kept coughing and coughing and really felt like puking... Hey that rhymes!... But anyway, after done, she asked me to give her a hug. So hug and then 'thank you' and then go at the back. There were ppl who were crying. My friend Sarah See coughed out lotsa phlegm into a box. I cried a bit but not so much. Well that's about it, and it there was no vomit, although I had expected there to be lots and lotsa vomit. But it was SO COOL!! But anyway I brb now - gotta eat. I'm starving!!! Byebyez =p
,7:22 PM
The Story of Jia He
This is a very stupid fake story made up by my little piggy brother, Jia He:
Once there was a beggar called Jia He. He had a brother called Serafin and a faithful dog called Jia Wei. Serafin told him to go and beg under a tree, and he did. He begged and begged and begged x10000, and then someone dropped a comb in front of him. He looked in a mirror (don't ask me where he got one) and said, "I better comb my hair." And he combed his hair. Suddenly, his hair became so shiny and nice, and his ragged, torn clothes turned to clothes like a king's, and he became very clean and neat.
Then a man accidentally hit him on the head very softly, and since Jia He was very weak, he fell. All the girls from Japan came flying to Malaysia and kicked that guy to America to fight in the war. Then he became a nail (hammer nail), and sunk slowly into the ground. He dug and dug until he reached the core of the earth, and then somehow he turned back into a man, and dug out of the planet Earth, and flew screaming into a black hole.
Back in Malaysia, an old lady said, "Daughter, daughter, see how handsome that boy is?" And all the girls fainted because of Jia He's handsomeness. But before they fainted, the reached into their pockets and purses and threw giant gold coins that were worth a million dollars each at him.
And I dunno what happened next. He only got up to there.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007,4:24 PM
13 June 2007, Wednesday
GRR!! Today at PE I was catcher for Captain's Ball and the ball bounced on top of my head!! Then my frens were all like "Aww so cute!" But that was NOT CUTE! Having a ball bounce on ur head and yelping or stg is NOT CUTE. NOT - CUTE. But here's good news: Avril Lavigne joined Stardoll! Can ya believe it? Her page takes waaaaaaaaay too long to load tho. But it's cool anyway. Emily said she would write a story with a character called Zoeder, who is based on Zoe Tai. And I kept saying I'd make a "the evil queen Zoe" fall in love with "King ____" and she kept saying she'd make a book called Secret Love and make me fall in love with ____ and that I would stab my (YUKS!) "secret love" to death. LOLZ. I do not want to write who Zoe said she would make me fall in love with or who I said I would make Zoe fall in love with. Emily was like "Whaaat?" when we told her that her brother was Tommy, but I can tell she isn't very freaked out abt it. And she said she would make me fall in love with ____ and so I said I would make her fall in love with her own brother in the story, who is Tommy, who is in the story, who is not really going to in real life. But then Emily switched sides and started teasing Zoe. That Zoeder thing was real funny, and I keep teasing her abt it. But I dun really care about the Secret Love thing coz I know she's not really gonna publish it. She is working on another story tho. I am Jiana Harriet and my sis is Raquel (aka, Rachel), and since I am so sporty and stuff I don't really listen to another anyone says. And so when I get to make a wish the wish goes wrong. Paullyn told Tommy that I put Emily as his sister, and he was like, "Why did you put Emily as my sister?" when I had to do research on the computer at school on stg about Israel. I was like, "It's a story." But he did not sound freaked out or anything tho. Which is good, or he might plot stg evil against us or stg. JUST KIDDING. But anyway, WHEN IS TASH GONNA CONTINUE her Story of Seraphis? I am sooo waiting for chapter 4 and it hasn't come out yet. So Tash stick to ur story!!! And I've got sad news. I won't be able to go Broga Camp and ride its 60-foot flying fox and I was really looking forward since January!!! It's so sad but at least I can watch Jump In! right?? NO. Not right at all. But anywayz Emily said that she'd make Zoe fall in love with another person (not the same as i said I'd make Zoe fall in love with). If u know anyone frm GRC with this surname, u will know who it is. Zoe is Miss Zoeder Hue.
Monday, June 11, 2007,6:19 PM
25 Ways
25 ways to annoy your parents 1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retrd!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!!!"...whatever that means...
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.
,6:00 PM
Word of the Day: Impale
YES!!! I found out the word for "run something thru someone": impale. YAY!! I am sososo happy I found out. Today I woke up at 5 am to go to the bathroom, and I washed my face. As you might already know, washing your face makes you less sleepy, and I started reading A Series of Unfortunate Events (SUE) : Book the Tenth with my penlight, so as not to wake my dad. I finished like, half the book, and I read from 5 - 7 something. Then I fell asleep, and I have a feeling that Tommy is annoyed at me bcoz I put in my story that his sister is Emily. But too bad for him lorrr.
Saturday, June 9, 2007,6:27 PM
No title 2
Tash, 为什么你这样 sad 因为学校要开 already? Pardon 我的 broken Chinese. 我的 Chinese 很不好的. P.S. Some words are in English coz I can't find the Chinese words for them.
,5:53 PM
Correction
Good news: I found that it was actually "Lou diao的地方" thanks to Tash, 我们知道. 谢谢!!Bad news: I still don't know what the word for running some sharp object through someone. Now you're probably wondering why I would want to know such a bloodthirsty word... Well there has got to be some bloodshed in a book right? Unless it's something like The Littlest Elf. SO happy bcoz I got a milk caramel lollipop from USA from the cell leader today because I answered a question right. YAY! Too bad it's aaaaaaaaaaaaaall gone now in my stomach, digesting its way through blah blah blah. Do ya really wanna know? SO sad because my singing is a bit (A BIT!?!) off today and I can't sing Behind These Hazel Eyes properly *sob* OH NO! I discovered something horrible: My time limit is almost up. The saddest thing ever. 2 days to school: 2 days to happiness for some people OR 2 days to horror and sheer terror for some people OR 2 days to 2 days. Which kind of person are you? XD, 方 Jia Yu Sorrie cannot find the Chinese words for Jia and Yu
,12:06 PM
A Letter
Dear whoever's-name-I-put-in-my-story, Please do not get angry and hunt me down just for putting your names in the story, because it is a story, and I already said I would alter the names a bit so don't be so unreasonable I'd really appreciate it. From me, moi, and myself (P.S. WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! DO NOT COPY DO NOT COPY DO NOT COPY) Thanks a lot... But thanks for not using your own IMAGINATION if you copy. And also if you copy, I will think that you admit you like my story, and that you will pay me a HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS (real money) on the nearest Monday. Have a nice day! :)
RANDOM FACTS: I like jelly. I like being called Captain. I have 3 brothers. Serafin, my puppy, likes to poop a lot. I wanna be a writer and actress. I keep trying to sing "Behind These Hazel Eyes" bcoz it's so hard to.
Friday, June 8, 2007,6:45 PM
My Chocopet Iniqua
,2:37 PM
Tagged
Tagged by... by Zoe Tai ps-this is an updated version..=)
AWESOME PEOPLE I WANNA MEET: a) Jesus/God b) The Pirates crew.. I mean cast c) Lotsa other famous people
THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: a) God and Jesus b) Computer, laptop, Internet, TV (in short, electrical appliances) c) Books d) Oxygen, food (especially sweets, chocolate, and anything else that is sweet), water
I WISH I COULD: a) Go to Disneyland USA again b) Be a pirate for a while c) Have an unlimited supply of free wishes d) Be an actress and writer
I WANT: a) A handphone that can never get lost b) A cute animal that cleans up dogs' poop for me c) Money (just look at my piggybank... so little) d) Something to help me and my bros from arguing and fighting so much *Actually I still can wish for about a million more because I wished for an unlimited supply of wishes... HAHA how smart, eh?
SONGS THAT I THINK ARE AWESOME: a) Um b) Um c) And um some more!
HOW I SEE MYSELF IN 10 YEARS: a) 10 years older b) I dunno
RANDOM FACTS: a) I like wolves and dolphins b) I don't like people copying my story c) I like jellyish stuff
MISCONCEPTIONS: a) What's a misconception?
I TAG: a) Tash b) Raquel
,2:12 PM
No particular title 2
Okay... FINALLY a new post. Anyway yesterday I watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3 and it was SOOOO GOOD! I absolutely LOVE that movie and sometimes I wish I could be a pirate but I just don't like the kill-people-and-steal-their-loot-and-die-trying part! So anyway, I heard on E! (Astro channel 76) that they filmed in a warehouse the size of a city or someting. SO cool. I also have bad news: becoz of the handfootmouth disease thing, we have to postpone the trip to Hong Kong to July something!! ARGH I will have to wait longer to buy the Pirates hat... *sob* Did you know some models get to meet famous people? ... Oh wait they're famous themselves... ANYWAY, it is soooo unfair but the world isn't fair so whatever, Jiayu... I rilli rilli rilli hope there will be a Pirates 4. Now, about my story: I am currently on page 80 (story-pages) and I nearly DIED when I thought it was deleted (long story). I am getting lazier and lazier to blog... About that story blog thing, I am not very concerned about my friends copying me (except for SOME), but what if other people who somehow discovered the link to my story copies it? I don't think the copyright sign is gonna help then coz it's not published. Should I vote the story blog idea yes or no? HELP ME. When I or if I ever publish my story or something (don't bet on it: i said IF IF IF IF IF!!), I will have to choose or make up a name which is not Chinese... Then my full name will be really, really long - Something Something Hong Jia Yu. See what I mean? Okay, back to Pirates. I saw on E! that the Pirates cast WENT TO DISNEYLAND USA and so did EMMA ROBERTS and OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE and it is so totally UNFAIR that I have to go to Hong Kong instead but oooooooooh well... I have to force myself to think that at least I get to go somewhere... But still... *SOB!* I cried a bit when Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) got ... what's that word that means someone thrusts a sword or something through you? I dunno but if you know, tell me in my Cbox... As I was saying, cried a bit when Davy Jones thrust that sword in Will and Elizabeth (Kiera) was crying and all that. Btw how does Jack (Johnny) keep swinging from one ship to another? And that part when he thought a rock was following him and was all, "Oh great now I have rocks following me", when actually it was a crab. And I also like the part when he was hallucinating, and had a crew of Jack Sparrows, and he shot one of the Jacks who was about to eat a peanut and said, "My peanut" and ate it. Seriously, do you really HAVE to kill yourself for a peanut? But it's funny so I don't really care. Do you have IMVU? I dressed my IMVU character as a pirate with a Jack Sparrow hairstyle! So cool.
Monday, June 4, 2007,2:17 PM
No particular title
Waaaah... sorry 4 not blogging for so long... lazy...
So anyway, since I didn't give any new posts til now, here's what's going on:
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1. Jia Wei has hand-foot-mouth disease
2. Jia Qing has it too
3. Tash didn't go to singing class coz she forgot, and I had 2 wait for an hour
4. Shi Hao, Shi Wei, and Yu Wen r back from Taiwan
5. I slept over at Yu Wen's 2 days ago
6. Today I dressed up as a ridiculous pirate (pirate hat, my Mom's boots, pink furry princess cloak, spoiled toy light saber) Whew... being a pirate is hot!
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I have so many stories saved on my laptop but am currently working on only one. Tash, I saw your www.storyofseraphis.blogspot.com, and it seems like a good idea. But I don't want anyone to copy any part of my story, because if they do, if I ever publish it or something, I am afraid I will have to sue and hire a lawyer, or ask someone to sue on my behalf...
Just kidding.
So anyway, we might have to postpone the trip to Hong Kong because of the hand-foot-mouth disease thingy. My parents are afraid that Jia He and I might also get infected, or at least get lotsa ulcers and ... ah whatever. Anyway I'm on page 50 of my story (story-pages mind you; you can divide the pages into story-pages. Only in Microsoft Word 2003 and above, I think). I really feel like copying the story blog thing (hope ya don't mind Tash). But the problem is I don't want ANYONE copying it. Like I said above. Ah well...
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Jiayu a.k.a. Fishy F, 12, 7 November 1995
I'm living in Malaysia.
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Colors :pink, blue, black, white Foods : japanese, cinnamon rolls with white cream, etc. Celebs :tokio hotel Wishlist : an infinite number of wishes!
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