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Sunday, September 21, 2008,11:25 AM

Tokio Hotel is All Wet (Literally)

I'm listening to The Unforgiven by Metallica on Youtube to see why people like them so much. The video is in black and white. The singer looks kinda weird, with fluffy long hair. Kinda reminds me of Captain Hook. The video is pretty weird, with an uber skinny old man with all his ribs visible through his sagging skin in a small dark room. He just put a nail or something through his hand and wiped the blood on the wall and wrote something with on the wall with his blood. It looks like "vest" or something. Maybe "rest"?

I don't think I really like Metallica. I'm going to listen to Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana next. Oh, now the Metallica video is ending with old man is sleeping on the dirty dusty floor of the tiny dark room, with a white light shining on him. The light is fading. Ew, Smells Like Teen Spirit doesn't sound nice at all. I'm trying to force myself to listen to the whole thing just ONCE. Forcing, forcing, forcing. It sounds so bad, I feel horrible. I can't understand a word they're saying. The video is bad too.

No offence to Metallica or Nirvana lovers. Different people have different tastes.

Here's another video I watched yesterday: Live Wet Monsoon Peformance by Tokio Hotel in Munich, Germany, last year in November. After the bridge, when Bill sang the chorus again, water started pouring down from the ceiling on each Tokio Hotel member, and they just sang and played their instruments with water raining on them. They look soooo hot when they're soaking wet... especially Bill. And Tom. ^^ Gorgeous gorgeous Bill and Tom.

Ugh. I wonder what made me join the chorale for D.O.E. when D.O.E. is just 3 days away! I must be a supreme idiot. We have had so little time to practice, geez. I could've just joined photography flora, nothing else.

I bought something on eBay yesterday. I'm going to pray that the person isn't scamming me, and the items arrive safely and in perfect condition, and it is exactly as described. Must not worry. Worry is a sin because it means we are not trusting God. Yes. So I must trust God. Trust God God God. Hmm... I hope I won't regret buying it. I hate regret, it makes me feel really bad.

I still can't help being a bit worried.

Never mind. Must trust God.

Oh, Bill Kaulitz Bill Kaulitz Bill Kaulitz, why are you so beautiful?

I told Jia He about the twincest thing. Remember, some people make vids and pictures and stories about Bill and Tom being all lovey-dovey with each other? Because Bill kinda looks like a girl, and they are quite close, like brotherly love and all. I read a twincest story yesterday. It's interesting, but really disgusting like Oh-Em-Gee. Yuck yuck yuck. So I told Jia He I read a twincest story, and I said it was really gross, so naturally he asked if he could read it.

So I said no, and he said, "Fine then, I won't pray that your eBay thing comes safely." What a stupid boy. Stupid stupid boy. I have a big fat idiot for a brother. So I said, "Don't pray then! I won't pray for your gecko either. He can just go and be blind." FYI, his gecko is blind in one eye because its skin fell on its eye or something when it was shedding.

So he said, "Fine, I'll pray that your eBay thing gets spoiled!" Then I said, "Fine, pray that, God won't listen so ha ha ha."

My brother is a loser. He is asking Jia Wei to shut up and threatening he will hack his Fiesta account. Jia He really is a supreme idiot. An even bigger idiot than I am. He's a big bully. Hmm... if he prays the thing I bought from eBay gets spoiled, I am going to pray he never gets any muscles on his arm. Because I had a bit of arm muscle, when I like bend my arm, which kind of stinks, and I don't like it at all. Heaven knows how I got them, because my gymnastics teacher says my lower body is better. And Jia He does push-ups but he doesn't have arm muscles, and he was like, "What?! How did you get arm muscles? I do push-ups!" I'm not going to tell him that I don't really like arm muscles, not even a little bit, because I am a girl. Never mind. Let him be sad he doesn't have arm muscles.

HA HA HA. Do you hear that, Jia He? YOU ARE A SUPREME IDIOT, JUST LIKE SMEE FROM PETER PAN! MAYBE EVEN WORSE THAN SMEE!!

I think I had better shut up now or I might never get that CD. My magazine isn't here yet either, but they're shipping it from France so obviously it takes more time to arrive.

My grandmother (Ahma; Dad's mom) says that if Jia Wei was born a girl, it would be good, because he is quite small-sized. Jia Qing is probably going to be taller and bigger than Jia Wei even though JW is 8 and JQ is only 5. JW is like Bill Kaulitz, a bit girly-looking.

I'm not going to tease JW about him being a little bit girly because Bill Kaulitz is also like that. I used to tease Jia Wei about it when he annoyed me last time, because it annoyed him when I said it and I got a kick out of irritating him. Oh, and sometimes it's really annoying when I'm busy playing the computer or something and JW has to tell me something. He goes and taps my shoulder with one finger gently and says in a soft voice, "Jie, jie, jie," over and over and OVER again. It's so annoying. I don't know if I would rather him tap my shoulder gently or whack my shoulder really roughly. The tapping this is really irritating, but the whacking thing will infuriate me and I will pinch him for it.

And when I pinch him I'll just get in trouble for cutting him with my fingernails so I guess I'll have to bear with the tapping thing.

My brothers are really weird. Jia He is crawling on the floor and yee-haw!-ing like a mad donkey, and Jia Wei is pretending to be the owner of the donkey or something.

I'm going to go for a facial next week or something because my mom made an appointment for me. My skin is really horrible this year. It recently (like, 2 months ago, or 3 or whatever) became horrible. I have like pimples on my forehead now, thankfully not the big reddish kind with yellow goo in it. They're small, and oh I hate them. I also have this mosquito bite on my forehead. For some weird reason it hasn't gone off yet. It doesn't itch. I think it has turned into a pimple. Oh gosh! I've seen people my age who have gotten those big big pimples ages before me. I wonder how they survive with it?

I wish Peter Pan was real. I wish I lived in Neverland. I could be like a female version of him, I love Peter Pan. Best classic story ever. Then me and Peter could just go live in Neverland and play all day and fly around the island fighting pirates with Tinkerbell and annoying Captain Jas. Hook.

Why do I keep going off-topic? I keep going off-topic. Like, I'm talking about one thing and then I suddenly switch and talk about something else.

I just realized I haven't mentioned Bill Kaulitz in the previous 6 paragraphs. I love Bill, he's so adorable (in looks and attitude), especially when he's around candy.

The Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are so pretty, it's not fair.

Bill Kaulitz is pretty too, and that's not fair either.

EVERYTHING isn't fair.

I understand how I got "Envy - 92%" yesterday in that quiz.

I'm hungry. I'm going to go eat something. Good bye. (I understand how I got "Greed - 92%" also, yesterday. I'm very greedy, because I love food, especially sweet things like sugar and candy and chemical stuff and stuff that give you diabetes.)

Labels: annoying, brothers, DOE, ebay, metallica, nirvana, olsen twins, tokio hotel