..:*out of the blue*:..

BlogYYY

Sunday, November 30, 2008,6:24 PM

I Heart Werewolves

It’s amazing how quickly I switch my celebrity crushes. Really, it’s terrible. I’m not loyal enough >.<. But whatever. Now, shall I introduce my new celeb crush?

TAYLOR LAUTNER!
Feast your eyes on his hotness! (Or watch the last 2 videos below, even better)

a.k.a. Jacob Black from Twilight or Sharkboy from The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D! (But please don’t call him Sharkboy, because, I mean, Sharkboy? Would you like to be called that? … I thought so.)

Before you say anything, I do not regret spending all that money on Tokio Hotel stuff on the Internet. Tokio Hotel is a good band and they make good music, and Bill Kaulitz is still very cute and adorable and hyper. I just happen to like Taylor more now. Oh gosh, I hope I’m not gonna be like this when I grow up D=. I’ll never get married.

Anyway, here’s a few paragraphs from Wikipedia about Taylor. Click here to read the whole thing.

Taylor was born in Grand Rapids, Michigan, the son of Deborah and Dan Lautner. He is of French, Dutch, German, and Native American (specifically Ottawa and Potawatomi) ancestry.

Lautner began studying karate at the age of six, training at Fabiano's Karate School in Holland, Michigan. By the following year, he began winning tournaments. He was soon invited to train with seven-time world karate champion Mike Chat and, when he was eight, he was asked to represent his country in the twelve years and under division in the World Karate Association where he proved himself by becoming the Junior World Forms and Weapons champion, winning three gold medals.

He continued to flourish in the martial arts circuit; in 2003, at only eleven years old, he was ranked number one in the world for NASKA's Black Belt Open Forms, Musical Weapons, Traditional Weapons and Traditional Forms and, by the age of twelve, he won Junior World Championships.

Omg, right? French, Dutch, German, and Native American?!? NATIVE AMERICAN?! How awesome! How exotic! And about that whole karate thing? Siiiiiigh… he’s sooo cooool! He's amazing, really. Here are some vids of him demonstrating his awesome fantastic wonderful cool radical etc. karate skills. I could only dream of doing that sighhh... he makes me wanna learn karate (don't laugh!).

Although I can't say I care much for the whole screaming + looking like you have anger issues thing. But you have to do that to win in karate. They give you extra points for it.

Taylor Lautner demonstration at Kids Fair in Clovis

Taylor Lautner – 2003 World Series of Martial Arts

Taylor's extreme form at Charlie Lee Nationals ’03 (when he was 11)

His coolness makes Antarctica feel like Death Valley! His hotness makes the sun melt! I mean, you could roast marshmallows on him.

Hehehehe… *hysterical-ish giggle* He’s so awesome. And he makes me feel so stupid, too. At 11 he was ranked number one in the world for NASKA's Black Belt Open Forms, Musical Weapons, Traditional Weapons and Traditional Forms. Me, I’m 13, and I haven’t accomplished anything. Pfft. But at least he has a wide nose! Just like me (except he has a high nose bridge and I don’t, darnit)! Wheee~! I’m not saying his wide nose is bad. I mean, if all celebrities had the same small, pointy nose, it’d be boring. He’s like the complete opposite of Bill Kaulitz though.

Taylor:

perfect tan

quite muscular

short, naturally black hair

a T-shirt-and-jeans guy (I think)

wide nose

athletic

boyish

Bill:

beautifully pale

slender, girly figure (not muscular at all)

long, dyed black hair

Goth, likes to dress up

narrow, pointy nose

doesn’t like sports

feminine (in a good way)

Could they be any more different? Moreee videos! Watch! Watch!!!

Taylor Lautner for Popstar! (photoshoot)

Taylor Lautner Shirtless! (photoshoot)

If you don't feel like watching them, watch them anyway! I know that "shirtless" thing got your attention! And look at how white his teeth are! I read somewhere that drinking colored drinks and eating too much candy make your teeth yellow. I don't really drink soft drinks that much anyway, so that one's fine. As for the candy... I'll have to work on that.

Oh yes, and something weird happened Friday night. I slept with my right arm dangling off the edge of my bed, and when I woke up and looked at my fingers, they looked kind of weird but I didn't know why. So I put up my right and left hands and looked in the mirror, and the fingers on my right hand were so FAT! I guess all the blood went to them, that's why. They're back to normal though, thank God. So just some advice: don't do that.

And for some reason I can't dream about celebrities... Well, nice dreams anyway. Only once I dreamt about Tokio Hotel. It was a nightmare. I don't know what happened to Gustav and Geog, but they weren't there, but Bill and Tom were. And boy, were they U-G-L-Y! And not very friendly too. I woke up and I couldn't bear going back to sleep after for fear of more nightmares. *shivers*

And Zac Efron, back when I liked him, I couldn't see his face properly and/or he didn't look as hot. I have a weird problem. Emily dreamt she and I went to a TH concert, and she's not even a fan. Saskia had sooo many dreams of Tokio Hotel -- good dreams. Something's wrong with my brain.

Taylor the Gorgeous-Karate-Guy-Werewolf makes me feel so stupid. I think I'm going to practice my splits now.

<3 Taylor heart heart heart

Labels: bill kaulitz, celeb crush, taylor lautner, tokio hotel