BlogYYY
Monday, September 15, 2008,5:41 PM
Tash and Emily Attempt to Draw Bill Kaulitz
LOLZ. Emily and Tash were making me laugh SO hard yesterday while I was chatting with them both (separately) on MSN. As you might now, you can actually draw stuff with your mouse on MSN. Tash drew a very cute picture of a stick figure with spiky things on his head that was supposed to be Bill Kaulitz (oh, gorgeous, gorgeous Bill Kaulitz!), and a swirly pink lines that were supposed to be a crowd of screaming girls.
So I told Emily what Tash did, and SHE said she'd try, too. And what happened after that made me laugh so hard I had a cough and my throat was itching. Enough talk. Here are the screenshots. Captions below because the text in the screenshots are too tiny for you to read. Last two drawings by my Mom and Jia He.
TASH (all drawings by Tash)
That's supposed to be Tom, Bill's twin brother. The one with the dreadlocks?
Tom is older than Bill by 10 minutes.

That drawing there is supposed to be Bill's sexy, mascara-ed eyes. LOL.
Flying poop. Angel poop. With wings. By Tash.

Bill and his candy. He loves candy. Loves loves loves candy.

Aww... so sweet! Hahaha. Tash loves her boyfriend.

That's Bill Kaulitz singing. Aren't her drawings so adorable?
And now for Emily's. Ugh. She drew Bill like that on purpose, I know she did. The first 5 drawings are her hilariously terrifying drawings of Bill. The 6th one is me and Bill. Like OMG. LOL!
EMILY
That red drawing is by me, a picture of my horrified face. The blue drawing is Emily's attempt at drawing a girl.
Emily: *another blue drawing of a girl*
Jiayu: Bill Kaulitz has sexy eyes!! ♥
Jiayu: Bill Kaulitz
Jiayu: is so hot
Emily: my eyes sexy or not *blinks eyes*
Emily: LOL
Emily: JOKING!
Emily: Lol
Jiayu: OMG
Emily: *drawing of a pair of supposedly sexy eyes* Sexy?
Jiayu: NO
Jiayu: LOL!!
Emily: LOL!
Emily: *another blue drawing of a pair of eyes* ← this? It's Bills!
Jiayu: EWWW
Jiayu: NO!
Jiayu: Bill is sexier! SEXIER!!!
Emily: *drawing of Bill* sexy enough or u wan more
Jiayu: DEFORMED MUTANT!
Jiayu: EMILYYY!
Jiayu: YOU ARENT TRYING
Emily: Lol
Emily: ok ok
Emily: i'll do it again
Emily: and u tell me whether sexy kay!
Emily: LOL!
Jiayu: URGH
Jiayu: *drawing of freakishly ugly creature* Happy & Pretty. I'm Jia Yu the sau men kai
This was drawn by my mom when I showed her Emily's drawings. She actually LAUGHED. Wow. Then she said she wanted to try and draw on MSN too. So she drew me. Very ugly drawing. Yuck. Could hardly pass a human. By the way, "sau men kai" means "skinny chicken". =.=''
Jiayu: *drawing of something that looks like a fly* spots mean pimple. JY
By Jia He. He drew me, too. Ugh.
And after that I went to change into my pajamas but didn't tell Emily I was going to. So when I didn't reply, she kept recording things on her mic on MSN and stuff, and later I came back and listened to them. She was going, "Fishy. Fiiishyyy. Fishyyyy. Aiyo, reply me la! *screams* FISHYYYYYYYYYY!!! Fishy! Fishy Fishy Fishy Fishy Fishy! Aiyo, you ah. Brrrr!"
Oh, and by the way, Shadow (one of the 2 dogs) died yesterday. Snakebite. Horrible, right? I'm not emo about it though. I didn't cry, which is good for me, because being emo is not my thing. He looked like he was sleeping.
Oh, and yes. My church is having this thing called LOUD. It stands for something but I can't remember what. It's like last year's one, they had LOUD last year, too, remember? I'm not sure what we're going to do there, though. They'll give out the flyers later.
The D.O.E. (Day of Excellence) exhibits deadline thing has been changed to FRIDAY (only for GRC PJ-ers) for those of us who really cannot turn in our entries tomorrow. Good thing, even though I took the flora pictures yesterday and this morning. I went to a nice stationery store called Czip Lee at Bangsar after school today and got some colored paper to stick the photo on. Only one photo for flora. Gee. I thought it was supposed to be 3 photos. I have several photos or different plants, so I'm going to have to choose one. Tough choice.
Bill Kaulitz is so hot.
I'm thinking of setting my SOS (Switched-On Schoolhouse; some of us in school got that program installed in our laptops so we do our schoolwork on our laptops instead of the books; we had to create a whole new user accoun -- GRC-[insert name here] -- on our laptops for us to do SOS) desktop background to that really hot one of Bill Kaulitz from the Vanity Fair photoshoot. This one:

But I don't know if they'll let. The teachers or even Mr. Fan might go like, "O_O OMG! Who is THAT?!" Well, they won't say "OMG", but you know, something like that. Especially since Bill looks so, well, sexy in there. Maybe too sexy for the "GRC-Jiayu" user account. I mean, the way he's staring at the camera! Omg!! *hyperventilates* And the one below is WAAAAY to sexy for the "GRC-Jiayu" desktop background (besides, it doesn't look nice when it stretches when I use it as my desktop background).

Oh, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill. I love you! Lol. I was lovingly writing his name over and over and and over and over again in an exercise book I use to scribble my math calculations. After that, I started drawing food, like ice cream and a banana split and a cocktail and a strawberry and grapes.
Hmm... my cell leader(s) might visit my blog because the bloggers (including me) in my cell group in church wrote down our blog urls on a piece of paper. We're supposed to tell people about LOUD on our blogs. I wonder what they're gonna think if/when they read my blog? I used to be SUPER quiet in church (I'm talking more now. Remember I told you about church yesterday, and that I stayed and chatted with Dexter and Grace? Yep. Huge improvement. I know I'm super talkative and loud in school, so it might be hard to believe that I am (or was, whatever) actually quiet in church. But that's the truth. Hahaha.
Ah well. Gotta go eat dinner now before my mom skins me alive. Good bye!
Labels: bill kaulitz, church, drawings, emily, msn, school, shadow, sos, tash