No one is reading my blog now that I'm updating sooo much! :( Oh well. Anywayyy, Emily and I had so much fun today after school. We were walking to the bathroom with me in front of her and her a few steps behind. I was just innocently walking, you know, minding my own business and such, when suddenly a tiny plastic bottle flew past my shoulder and hit the wall near me.
Well, obviously it had to be Emily because she had my soap bottle (I bring my own soap to school because I heard that they use dishwasher for the soap, and whatever it is they use, it makes my hands dry). So I just picked it up and was like, "What was that for?" And she just started laughing and said, "I was trying to hit you."
Tsk, tsk... How barbaric. I'm a pacifist. I don't believe in violence.
So anyway, we just continued walking down the narrow corridor on the way to the bathroom when I took my soap bottle and hit her on the head with it. She went, "Owww!" then she whacked my butt!! That HURT. Really. So I whacked HER behind, too. Then we finally got to the bathroom, with me acting all cautious and everything. And while I was washing my hands she whacked my jeans (why, I don't know) with her wet hands, so I whacked her back with my soapy hands. Hahaha. Revenge is sweet. Err... just playing, of course.
Today:
Remember I told you that I got my lip treatment thingy on one of my Bill Kaulitz posters? Yeah, I just wanted to tell you that it is all gone now (I think). Thank You, God! See? He really does answer prayers. And owww... for some weird reason my spine hurts. Err, I mean one part of my spine. I think. I don't know where my spine stops, but anyway some bone in my butt hurts.
Oh yes, the latest episode of Tokio Hotel TV is out! Here is the video (Tokio Hotel TV [Episode 51]: Summer Feeling at the Pool!). I'm not sure if you'll be able to watch it because it is not available in some countries, but I subscribed to tokiohotelchannel so I can watch it once. If you can't watch it, you can always go look for the video uploaded by other people, but sadly those won't be in high quality like the original Tokio Hotel TV episodes.
Tom and Bill used to make out with girls they barely knew in the swimming pool. O_O Wow.
Well, whatever. I wonder if Bill's a virgin though? Why does he keep it a secret?
Omg. I'm listening to In die Nacht (Into the Night) by Tokio Hotel right now. It's so sweet! Bill is the most talented, affectionate songwriter in the whole world. His songs have got such beautiful lyrics! Omg. In die Nacht is a beautiful, beautiful song. It actually made me cry a bit. In die Nacht sounds like a love song, but would you believe, Bill wrote it for Tom? That is just the sweetest thing ever, brotherly love, especially one as strong as Bill and Tom's. It's so sweet, it just makes you melt. Bill even said that he and Tom were soulmates! Awww, that's so beautiful. Doesn't it want to make you cry? He's so sensitive. Awwww... I want a husband like that when I grow up. Because, you know, some guys try to act all macho and stuff, and Bill's so different.
So WATCH THE VIDEOS!! If you don't feel like it, I'm going to tell you what Bill says at the beginning of the video, before he starts singing. It's bound to get you interested. (By the way, it's not twincest or anything, it's brotherly love, brotherly love!) Does Tom have any idea how lucky he is to have a twin brother like Bill
"Now it's just Tom and me on stage, because this song is about us. About our relationship to each other. What we've got is pretty rare, I think. We're probably going to spend the rest of our lives together. We'll never part. Tom and I are going to go off together, into the night."
Tokio Hotel Zimmer 483 Live DVD - In die Nacht
Tokio Hotel In die Nacht English Translation
Bill is the most perfect, the most beautiful boy in the world, inside and out. Seriously. Tom couldn't ask for a better brother than Bill.
I ate dinner just now at 6-something or about 7 PM, and I mentioned the song in front of my dad and brother (my grandparents didn't understand so they don't count).
What a mistake.
Jia He: My song is better. I made a song called "Jia Wei is a Fool, He Thinks He's So Cool".
Dad: Ya lor, it's so beautiful.
Me: That's not beautiful.
Dad: Jia He is better than your Bill Kaulitz (he pronounced it as koh-lits).
Me: Kaulitz.
Dad: What? Koh-lits?
Me: Kaulitz!!
Jia He: Like, you know the cow's eyelids...?
Me: NO! It's German, that's why.
Later...
Me: Why can't I have a brother like Bill?
Dad: Aiyo, your 3 brothers are better than Bill.
Jia He: Ya.
Me: No, Bill is better than all three of them.
Later... Jia He: *smiles weirdly into the air* Me: You're making up a horrible song about me, aren't you? Jia He: No. I'm making up a song. It goes like, "I like to drink tea but I want to pee."
Even later... Jia He: "A cup is a stup. Hahahaha." (or something weird like that)
You see why I love Bill's sensitivity?? Do you SEE? Bill doesn't make songs about tea and cups and stups, whatever that is.
I think... Bill is the most amazing boy in the world. Ever. Better than Peter Pan.
Oh, I love him, I love him.
Today in school:
Saskia: Oh yeah, my mom (Miss Emel) saw Tokio Hotel in Galaxie, and she says Bill looks like a freak.
Me: What? He's not a freak!
Saskia: Well, she says he is, and she says, "I don't know what Jiayu sees in him."
Me: Well, Bill is so cute...
Saskia: And she said that you look like him.
Me: ... I look like a freak?
Saskia: No, I mean, if you wear all the makeup, and the hair, you would look like him.
Me: Why do people keep harrassing Bill?
Saskia: Lol. Harrassing?
Well, that's very nice, but I WISH!! Bill is soooo beautiful, I could only dream of being as drop-dead gorgeous as him. And my horrible nose pretty much ruins it all anyway. Oh, why can't I have a deviated septum?? Anyway, here's a video by BillFake, a girl who looks like Bill, doing her hair like him. In one video of hers, she was wearing sunglasses and typical Bill clothes and accessories, and she really looked like him in the video! The same nose and face shape and everything. Omg. Lucky herrr...
I want to do my hair like Bill, but's it's too long even though it's not really long. And I want to wear his makeup too. Just to see how I'd look. I wish I could go for a makeover to look like him, same hair and makeup and clothes and all, and I could bring Saskia and she could be made-up to look like Tom, with temporary dreadlocks if there is such a thing, and oversized T-shirts and baggy jeans that are 10 sizes too big. She won't need makeup, though, because Tom doesn't wear makeup. It would be soooo fun.
Oh, and I learned 3 more German swear words/insults. Haha. I found them in a book when I went to MPH yesterday, and I wanted to know what they meant, so I looked them up. I don't know why I'm tellinig you this, but whatever.
Anyway, the MTV EMA 2008 is tomorrow on MTV (channel 713 Astro), at 9 PM! Just a reminder. Don't miss it! Tokio Hotel will be in it, hahahahaha! YES! I can't wait! I shall celebrate my birthday with myself tomorrow while watching the EMA... And my mom is coming back tomorrow, from Hong Kong.
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