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Saturday, July 19, 2008,11:01 PM

International Understanding Day

So like I said, I brought a big black bag of clothes to Tash's house after church, and in the end Aunty Sally suggested that I wear this white shirt with polka dots and straps that connected at the back of my neck if you get what I mean, that magenta Somerset Bay skirt I wore for Awards Night last year, a white jacket, a long silver necklace with a plastic dark pink star, and my favorite brown jelly ballet flats.

Tash wore an orange shirt with studded patterns, black above-the-knee pants, my striped green-and-white jacket with sleeves that just cover the shoulders from Singapore (she really likes it), and a pair of pinkish shoes that she hates. Her mom made her wear the shoes. Poor Tash. She really, really hates those shoes.

And guess what? It turns out Tash's school is my mom's old school, which I went to before for my piano theory exam this year somewhere in March. It was pretty hot there, as in the temperature... it was warm. And yes, we did not take off our jackets. There were other people who wore jackets there too, so whatever. I finally realized what Lala was today. I used to think Lalas were people who wore long socks, short skirts, and colorful shirts.

Today I also realized why so many people don't like Lalas.

Ugh. I saw one girl with this strapless hot pink dress, a bold neon yellow belt, and bright purple tights. It looked pretty horrible... I'm sorry, but it's the truth. And there was one girl (not a Lala) who wore a sky blue, princessy dress with white tights and white shoes. Her outfit looked very Barbie fairy-like. Lol.

It was pretty fun there! We sat on these plastic chairs and watched people perform onstage - boring speeches, really cool magic tricks, the band, a guy with an Albert Einstein mask and white wig shuffling and breakdancing (SO COOL! I never realized... I used to want to learn breakdancing, you know. Don't laugh. That Einstein was really good at dancing... I mean REALLY) and other ordinary people shuffling and breakdancing too...

The best part was the shuffling and breakdancing and acting like they're robots or have bone made of jelly. Some parts were pretty perverted though, but they were funny. Like when a guy passed his hand over Albert Einstein's body (he wasn't touching it) and Einsten moved his body like it was jelly and followed the movement of his hand. If you get what I mean. Einstein was like a puppet, you know, and the other guy was like controlling him by passing his hand over Einstein.

Then -- this is the perverted part -- the Other Guy stopped his hand right in front of Einstein's you-know-what and kind of moved his hand up and down, fast, and Einstein moved "that part" so it followed the hand, and then he fell (on purpose). Yup, that was sick. And also in another performance, 3 guys faced the audience and put one hand in front of their dot-dot-dot-s and then another hand, and then they kind of... they kind of moved their hands up and down vigorously like they were rubbing or scratching it or something... But we actually laughed at that.

I know. Sick. Gross. Perverted. But also funny. Don't call me a pervert! 'Cause I'm not. It was just funny, that's all. We had a break and went to the small buffet table (only ONE table for who-knows-how-many people) for our food. Tash and I sat really near the table, so when they said we could go to the buffet "in an orderly fashion", we pretty much ran there and grabbed our plates and food. When we got our food and wanted to go back for forks, there was this line of people queuing up and a bunch of people crowding around the table.

Thank God we got a good seat. While Tash and I were walking back to our seats, this man looked at me and said, "Hi." And you know what I did? I just walked away without saying anything. I know -- RUDE! Sorry. I know, I know, I was so totally rude rude rude, wasn't I? Oh, and I saw Lance (Tash's ex) today. He walked over to us and said hi to Tash, and asked, "And this is...?" referring to me.

So Tash introduced me as Fishy (did you know Lance has a best friend called Fish? What a coincidence, right? He sat behind Tash today), and Lance said that Tash has been telling him all about me so he pretty much knows all about my personal life.

Lol. There was this girl, Rebecca, who sat beside Tash, and a cute guy called Adrian sat behind her. So Rebecca and Tash asked me if I thought that the guy was cute, and I said, "Kind of", and they were gushing about him and everything. Rebecca and Tash said me and Adrian match (as in, our outfits), which I don't really understand. He was wearing stripes, and I was wearing polka dots. That doesn't match! Maybe they were talking about the COLOR of our outfits. I think his was maroon-ish and something else, but I'm not sure...

Haha. He was kind of cute. I think I better stop talking about him. You see, I have this problem. If I see a guy and think he's kind of cute, if I keep thinking or talking about him, I'll start thinking that he's cuter than he really is.

And Tash got his number. Lol. And there was this fashion show, too, where a guy dressed up as a slutty girl (not in clothing, but in his -- or her -- attitude). They gave him a wig, red lipstick, and things to stuff down his front. Lolz. Then this guy in pajamas hugged Mr. Bean's Teddy bear and paraded down the stage and red carpet rolled out between the seats.

It was funnn... Hahaha. We also looked for Tash's friend for a long time, and then we found out he didn't come. Lolz. I'm getting the order of events all wrong. We actually looked for her friend during the break. Well, who cares if the order of events is wrong, right? It might be a little confusing, but oh well.

I also discovered a cool new song (from Tash's blog): I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry -- yes, Katy is a girl. She's straight though. It's just the song. It's really nice, but the lyrics are kind of wrong, what with the lesbian business and all.

Labels: clothes, i kissed a girl, iu day, kind of cute guy