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Thursday, November 29, 2007,1:24 PM
I'm Misunderstood, My Vivid but Yucky Imagination, Tiffany Revealed
Yay! About 8 hours and 15 minutes to Paris!!! ... Weellll, not exactly, but at least it's 8 hours and 15 minutes to the airport. We're gonna have to sit in the plane for 12 hours! But luckily, I have 3 new books that are totally unread... Well, the first 2 are unread, but I read a few pages of the Emily Windsnap book.Bad News: YuWen and her family can't go to one of the places they were planning to go because it's fully booked and there are no tickets, so they're only going to Thailand. But it's still good! Waitasecond... I thought they were going to 3 places? Oh well, I guess I missheard.I'm going to sleep in the afternoon today so I don't have to sleep on the plane!Oh LOL! Read this convo btween me and Rachel See... This proves that I'm hard to understand sometimes:..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
hi rachel
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
hi Rachel Smells
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
LOL!
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
jk!
Rachel See says:
Hey...lol
Rachel See says:
How are oyu?
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
fine
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
i am Coco
Rachel See says:
You going to Paris?
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
u r... ?
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
yes
Rachel See says:
Jia Yu?
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
yes?
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
who r u?
[When I asked "who are you?" and "you are...?", I was asking her what her nickname was]
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
i am Coco
Rachel See says:
Is this Jia Yu or....
Rachel See says:
?
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
I am Coco
[At this point I thought Rachel thought I was Coco, so I pretended to go along with it and pretended I was Coco, my own imaginary cousin]
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
Her cousin
Rachel See says:
I know its you.
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
yeah
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
it IS me
[See? I said "it IS me", as in "I am Jiayu", so I am admitting that I am actually Jiayu and not Coco]
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
but i am coco
["I am Coco," as in "my nickname is Coco".]
Rachel See says:
Jia Yu? or her cousin?
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
when u were like, "is this jiayu or...?" i started pretending but I AM JIAYU AND COCO!!
[See? I'm actually admitting it, but I'm saying in a way to confuse her.]
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
I'm Coco
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
Do you not understand?
Rachel See says:
Is Coco Jia Yu?
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
Is Coco!
[This is where I start pretending again.]
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
....
Rachel See says:
So who is going to Paristonight?
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
Jiayu
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
I cannot go.
Rachel See says:
So thins is Jia Yu's cousin Coco?
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
YES
Rachel See says:
Oh.. isee..Have I spoken to you before?
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
I don't know?
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
Maybe.
[The "maybe" part is utter nonsense: I'm just pretending.]
Rachel See says:
I think so too..
[LOL!! She actually thinks she met Coco, my nonexistent, imaginary cousin??]
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
One time, I came to Jiayu's school.
[More nonsense.]
Rachel See says:
i hav to gio.
Rachel See says:
Byebye
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
Bye Rachel See.
Well, THAT was weird, but it was kinda fun, too! And I've got a second convo in which QiMay thinks one of my friends who is a girl is a boy (get it? I think not):
-Qi May- says:
OMG!!
-Qi May- says:
r u going to paris tonite?!?!?
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
yesh!
-Qi May- says:
ommmmggg
-Qi May- says:
whaatt thhhee
-Qi May- says:
ehy..wait 4 me la.
-Qi May- says:
u promise me i can hide in ur luggage man~
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
aw cannot edi sry
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
you won't be able to fit in wif paullyn and tash coz they are edi hiding in my luggage
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
lol
-Qi May- says:
what the!. pl!...
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
fine la can la
-Qi May- says:
no la..i will push in wif her.
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
first tash will swallow paullyn whole
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
then u swallow tash whole
-Qi May- says:
yuumm~
-Qi May- says:
who is tash?? ur bf?
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
then u climb into the luggage and when we reach there, u vomit out tash and tash will vomit out paullyn
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
bf as in boyfriend or best friend?
-Qi May- says:
eww... haahhahaha~ nice imagination..
-Qi May- says:
erm
-Qi May- says:
boyfrend la!
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
YUCKS!!!
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
i'm not les qimay!!!
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
tatiana is a GIRL
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
zzzz
You have just sent a nudge.
-Qi May- says:
ommgz
-Qi May- says:
soundslike a guy name when u said tash!.
-Qi May- says:
hahhaha
-Qi May- says:
i'm sry i'm sry!>.
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
zzz!
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
hahaha
-Qi May- says:
lol.. AND Ii'm not gonna eat a gurl!.
-Qi May- says:
i'm juz gonna throw them out muahahaha
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
swallow only but don't digest her
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
coz if u digest her u have to poop them out
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
EWW!
..:+^=*Sparkle Shimmer Shine*-*My NamE iS CoCo!*=^+:.. says:
that is grossing me out yucks!
-Qi May- says:
EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
-Qi May- says:
MY GAWD JIA YU! hahhhahhaahahha
-Qi May- says:
how disgusting r u~ hahhahahahahhahahahahhahaha
-Qi May- says:
so unfair man i wanna go paris!.. u better buy something 4 me! muahahaha
-Qi May- says:
k la.
-Qi May- says:
i gtg.
-Qi May- says:
GUUDD LUCK WIIFFF PARIS1.
-Qi May- says:
take more pic in my dream land yer
-Qi May- says:
i'll miss u! go on9 over there k?
-Qi May- says:
bye
LOL! I didn't answer her at the last parts of the convo because I was busy editing the Rachel See and Coco post. It's like that time PaulMae pretended to be her own nonexistent friend named Tiffany, and I pretended to believe her, and started making up a bunch of lies about myself (Alexandra), like I had a zoo, a cinema with a popcorn machine, saunas, homes all over the world, and that my dog ate my cat, and stuff like that. But more about that later. I brb. I have to eat lunch.Ok, I'm back. This is the 2nd convo between Tiffany (aka PaulMae pretending to be her own friend from America) and me pretending to be super-perasaan - the first convo was way funnier but I didn't have a chance to save it coz suddenly the electricity went off and I was devastated coz it was hilariously funny - but the 2nd one is not really funny:..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
sry
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
i dced
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
what cars do u have?
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
I forgot because some of my cars are in America.
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
but u just told me yesterday
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
I have 5 houses.
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
cool
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
what cars do u have? try to remember
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
That was not all.
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
tell me yesterday's one. i forgot sry
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
12,i think.
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
no, i mean the names of the cars
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
are you there, tiffany?
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
Limos,Audis,Mersedis(i forgot how to spell)Convertible.
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
Ya.
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
oh cool
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
i have a cinema at home
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
Me too.
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
it has about 200 seats in it plus a popcorn stall
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
That is so awesome!
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
i KNOW
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
i am so cool!
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
i am so awesome, ain't i?
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
what ELSE did paulmae tell you about me?
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
I have 1 house in Australia,2 houses in America,1 house in Malaysia,and 1 house in Korea.
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
cool!
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
I travel all around the world.
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
i have 1 house in Egypt, 1 house in America, 1 house in Maldives, 1 house in Japan, and 2 houses in Korea
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
hey, so do i!
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
i went to egypt before
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
several times
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
Paul Mae says that you are very friendly.
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
yes i am. not only that, i am also extremely cool
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
i am like the coolest person in the world!
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
Haha.
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
i have a giant waterpark bigger than sunway lagoon in my backyard
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
and i also have 2 zoos at home
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
1 animal zoo and 1 human zoo
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
Who is the human zoo?Your brothers?
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
i keep all sorts of geeks, brainiacs, hot guys, ugly guys, celebrities, stupid guys, smart guys, and idiots in my human zoo
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
they eat dirt everyday. that is their food
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
Oh,haha.
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
yeah
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
what else do u have in your house?
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
I will have to talk to you next time.
뼷paulmae뼷 says:
Bye
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
okay
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
bye
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
by the way what is ur fav food?
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
i like to eat live alligators
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
the problem is instead of letting me eat THEM, they try to eat me
..:+^=*JiaYu*-*House Fish Add Fish*+*Lalala*=^+:.. says:
oh bye
At first I thought she was just pretending to believe I was all that, but when I asked PaulLyn the next day in devotion, she said that PaulMae really believed I was all that stuff I said I was! She said that PaulMae asked her, "PaulLyn, Jiayu has a cinema in her house ah?" And PaulLyn was like, "Dunno."It was so fun! PaulLyn if you're reading this, ask PaulMae to read it!!