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Friday, June 15, 2007,7:22 PM
The Story of Jia He
This is a very stupid fake story made up by my little piggy brother, Jia He:
Once there was a beggar called Jia He. He had a brother called Serafin and a faithful dog called Jia Wei. Serafin told him to go and beg under a tree, and he did. He begged and begged and begged x10000, and then someone dropped a comb in front of him. He looked in a mirror (don't ask me where he got one) and said, "I better comb my hair." And he combed his hair. Suddenly, his hair became so shiny and nice, and his ragged, torn clothes turned to clothes like a king's, and he became very clean and neat.
Then a man accidentally hit him on the head very softly, and since Jia He was very weak, he fell. All the girls from Japan came flying to Malaysia and kicked that guy to America to fight in the war. Then he became a nail (hammer nail), and sunk slowly into the ground. He dug and dug until he reached the core of the earth, and then somehow he turned back into a man, and dug out of the planet Earth, and flew screaming into a black hole.
Back in Malaysia, an old lady said, "Daughter, daughter, see how handsome that boy is?" And all the girls fainted because of Jia He's handsomeness. But before they fainted, the reached into their pockets and purses and threw giant gold coins that were worth a million dollars each at him.
And I dunno what happened next. He only got up to there.
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