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Tuesday, March 18, 2008,8:41 PM
The Weirdness of the Creature
Drama practice again today. I borrowed Kelvin the Field Guide. Chanelle likes The Spiderwick Chronicles, too! Yay! I wanna watch it again. It's soooo nice. Nothing much happened today but JiaHe told this stupid story about when he was younger.
WARNING: Do not read if you are eating or drinking something or you just might spit it out all over your computer/laptop.
When he was 5, he thought there were little people living inside his body, collecting all the food he ate, turning them into poop, and pushing them out (OMG). Then one day, on the way to his kindergarten, he needed to fart, but he didn't wanna fart in front of the driver. So he told himself that when he reached his kindergarten, he would go to the toilet to, you know, poop. But then he forgot to, so in class, he really needed to fart but he didn't want to, in front of so many people. And JiaHe thought he had this Friend who was one of the people in his body, so he silently begged his Friend to NOT allow him to fart.Then after a while, he thought he heard a voice in his head, which said, "Let it out!" (It = the fart) JiaHe got scared. Then it said, "Coming out!" My gosh. It was so funny I started laughing like a crazy demented person in the car, and - gross - a little piece of jelly... never mind. Then finally he went to the toilet, and after that he couldn't hear the Voice in his head anymore, and he thought he pooped his Friend out.So he started staring at his poop and looking for his Friend, but there was no one (obviously). And then I dunno la.My gosh.
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