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Thursday, May 31, 2007,12:32 PM
Pee in Plastic
BTW, this is also about yesterday...YUCK! YUCK! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yesterday I got pee on my pants (it was not my pee)!!! I took this plastic bag which I thought had all my candy in it (I loooove candy... and chocolate), and Mom was like, "That's pee!" And I quickly put the plastic bag back where I took it, and found out there were drops of pee on my Series of Unfortunate Events book, which is almost as close you can get to MURDERING a book!!! I quickly wiped it on my jeans, which is so not a stupid thing to do, because I would rather get pee on my jeans that I can wash than on a RM35.90 book, which I also can wash, but don't want to, because it would really murder and DROWN the book then. No, I am not paranoid, but I am a bookworm.WHY WHY WHY DID MY BROTHER HAVE TO PEE IN A PLASTIC BAG???* * *Other equally gross incidents... (Fortunately they did not happen to me, but unfortunately they happened to my MOTHER):1. Jia He peed in a bottle of water, and my Mom forgot, and she drank it.2. I put a piece of candy in Jia He's ear, and it dropped out of his ear and rolled onto my Mom's lap, and she didn't know the yucky, earwaxy adventures of that certain piece of candy, and she ate it.3. I left my bottle in my singing class for about 2 or 3 weeks. When I wanted to drink water after singing, I nearly drank from it, but fortunately did not swallow any of it, but judging by the smell... anyway, my Mom forgot, and she drank out of it, and she said that she felt like vomiting after it. I forgot to tell her about the 2- or 3-week old water that was in it before she drank it. OOPS.*P.S. Note how many times I said, "fortunate" or "unfortunate"?
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