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Thursday, May 31, 2007,12:32 PM

Pee in Plastic

BTW, this is also about yesterday...

YUCK! YUCK! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday I got pee on my pants (it was not my pee)!!! I took this plastic bag which I thought had all my candy in it (I loooove candy... and chocolate), and Mom was like, "That's pee!" And I quickly put the plastic bag back where I took it, and found out there were drops of pee on my Series of Unfortunate Events book, which is almost as close you can get to MURDERING a book!!!
I quickly wiped it on my jeans, which is so not a stupid thing to do, because I would rather get pee on my jeans that I can wash than on a RM35.90 book, which I also can wash, but don't want to, because it would really murder and DROWN the book then. No, I am not paranoid, but I am a bookworm.
WHY WHY WHY DID MY BROTHER HAVE TO PEE IN A PLASTIC BAG???
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Other equally gross incidents... (Fortunately they did not happen to me, but unfortunately they happened to my MOTHER):
1. Jia He peed in a bottle of water, and my Mom forgot, and she drank it.
2. I put a piece of candy in Jia He's ear, and it dropped out of his ear and rolled onto my Mom's lap, and she didn't know the yucky, earwaxy adventures of that certain piece of candy, and she ate it.
3. I left my bottle in my singing class for about 2 or 3 weeks. When I wanted to drink water after singing, I nearly drank from it, but fortunately did not swallow any of it, but judging by the smell... anyway, my Mom forgot, and she drank out of it, and she said that she felt like vomiting after it. I forgot to tell her about the 2- or 3-week old water that was in it before she drank it. OOPS.
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P.S. Note how many times I said, "fortunate" or "unfortunate"?

,12:17 PM

May 30, 2007, Wednesday

Yesterday, after our Chinese tuition, we went to Mont' Kiara condominiums to our friend Laura, Sean, and Carmen's house. (Actually I dunno what you call 'houses' in condos) We watched a TV, then in the evening, went swimming. For some weird reason, there were bits of tissue in the pool, which made me kinda annoyed, because that totally ruins the beauty of a swimming pool in the evening LOL.
After that we went to the sauna, and Sean, Jia He, Jia Wei, and Jia Qing had to go to the girls' sauna in the girls' bathroom. Fortunately, there was no one there, so it was pretty okay. They kept splashing water on the coal because they thought it would make the sauna warmer/hotter.
Big mistake!
We realized you were supposed to pour water on it every 15 minutes. The overdose of water plus the going in and out for more water made the sauna, instead of getting hotter, went cooler.
After that we went to eat Japanese food in Zen Ichi, and there was this row of chairs on a long table, with a TV in front of it. Of course we all rushed to sit in the middle, but there was a Japanese man sitting there already, so we all sat at the side. But then he let us sit together, and he went to another table. How kind.
After we finished our meal while watching a bit of The Incredibles, and one episode of All That, the owners of the Japanese restaurant gave us these flattened fish things. They looked like those squid snacks, but when we looked closer, they were actually made of tiny baby sardines, all stuck together in one ... uh, how to say ... thing(??).

Wednesday, May 30, 2007,1:41 PM

Do Puppies Eat Frogs?

One time, my puppy Serafin went off somewhere, and I suspected he went downstairs to the swimming pool and playground area, because that's where I always find him when he wanders off somewhere (now when he wanders off, I find him in the kitchen; no wonder he's so fat. Cheeee!). I was right about him in the playground. He was barking and sniffing at something, and I sped downstairs to investigate.
When I went to the playground, I found what he was sniffing at...
Now don't think I'm afraid of frogs, because I'm not, but of course I will scream or yelp if one lands on my head of jumps into my shirt or something, but the thought of a puppy EATING a frog is just downright SICK, and when I saw Serafin sniffing at the frog, he really looked like he was going to EAT IT!
No, Serafin, you are way too fat, and no wonder. THE MAIDS OVERFED YOU!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! You wanna be fatter than Jia He, huh? Looks like Mr. Serafin has to go on a diet!

,1:31 PM

The Schoolbag Chairs

One time in Standard 2, 2B (Tash and I were very naughty in Std 2 and always got in trouble), someone took our chairs, and we didn't dare to ask Zang Lao Shi (teacher in chinese: Zang is the surname) for chairs, because he always scolded/rotaned us coz we were waaaaaaaay too naughty. So we sat on our schoolbags. They were the kind that you could pull, and when you go to government school, you have to have a biiiiiiiiiiig schoolbag.
We were sitting at the back of the class coz we were among the tallest (hehe) and so teacher didn't realize. But then somehow he found out, I forgot how, and made us go to the other class to get 2 more chairs. It was so embarrassing at the time, but now, that just makes another stupid thing I'd done. LOL!
And I dunno why, but the word "puff" makes me laugh.

Monday, May 28, 2007,2:42 PM

Tommy was defeated

Tommy is seriously nuts. Loco. Out-of-his-mind.
He asked me who I liked, and I said no one, and I said why he wanted me to like someone, and he said so he could tease me, and he said that I liked Kelvin!!!! That is SO crazy!!! NO SUCH THING, MAN!!!! You gotta be kidding me! He can't tease me coz I do not like Kelvin but I can tease him coz he liked a certain someone in school last year! Want me to tell everyone, huh, Tommy?
(By the way, when my bros were playing Warcraft - I am trying to get them to stop - they wrote "Tommy was defeated". HAHAHA. My bros said that Tommy was a village boy, who could not defend or attack, and could only run. At least before "Zoe was defeated" - yes, there was a Zoe too - she could actually attack, even though it was only 10 damage). HAHAHA.
And the real Tommy asked if I 'demolished' Paul Lyn already, and I said no, and he asked why, and I said coz she was my friend. Maybe we can demolish him instead. I whacked him already - hard.

,2:35 PM

Singing in the Shower

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
My Mom heard me singing in the shower last nite. But it's not my fault OK coz I was practicing this Japanese song called DoLL by TERRA coz when I tried to sing it again I was a bit 'off', and I forgot some parts of it.
*Sigh*. Remind me to close my bedroom door when I take a shower (My bathroom is part of my bedroom, if you get what I mean.) Closing my bathroom door is not enough. I sing too loud.

Sunday, May 27, 2007,8:26 PM

Sunday, May 28, 2007

Today, after singing class, I went to my best friend Tash's house. While we were eating lunch, I saw Pirates (Pirates of the Caribbean) at Disneyland, USA, on E! and the Pirates hats with the braids and stuff to make you look like Captain Jack Sparrow, and that made me really whiny bcoz I wished I was going to Disneyland USA instead. And the fact that the Pirates cast were there and all the other stars made me feel even worse.
After that, I played Audition Sea (I am just lvl 3 - how lame!). Tash is really, really good at it. I get mixed up with the left and right keys. After we played Audition, we got kinda bored and decided to go to Lara's place, which btw, was in the same apartment.
Tash said, "Let's take the stairs!" And so we took the stairs. Then she asked, "Tired?" I was like, "No." Then we walked up the flight of stairs and she said, "Let's take the elevator." I said, "But I thought you wanted to take the stairs?" And she said, "I'm tired." And we started laughing.
Lara had a fat little (ok, maybe it's not little) Shih Tzu, and it had bad breath. But nearly all dogs had bad breath, so, whatever. We chat and chat and while Lara and Tash were obsessing over Fahrenheit, and Tash was so sad that Lara got to meet Fahrenheit's Jiro (Chicken Meat in English. In Chinese: Ji = chicken, ro = meat) and one other Fahrenheit guy whose name starts with W. Lara said she shouted, "W-something! I love you!" And, like, everyone turned to look at her, and W-something smiled. She didn't really call him W-something. I just dunno what his name is.
Then we tried the Dance Dance Revolution thing, and to our delight, they had DoLL by TERRA!!! I luv luv luv that song. It's Japanese, but I have the lyrics =p!! Tash is really good at the DDR, bcoz she has one at home. I, on the other hand, am not so good. But not so bad either. Then there was thing song called Xepher, which is really really good and I am so in luv with it. On Youtube, this guy played Xepher on the piano, which is an IMPOSSIBLE thing to do for me, and it was really really awesome, and his hands were like flying around the piano. Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A31BhZ3F2sE
I wish I had a DDR... Anywayz after that we went to a Japanese restaurant, and listened to Fergie's London Bridge on Tash's mp3. I just wish it didn't have all those bad words in it, but otherwise, it's good...
I wish I KNEW HOW TO PLAY XEPHER!!!

,8:17 PM

Lizards

I dunno if this is true, but it's what I think. I think I'm probably not scared of lizards bcoz a lizard dropped into my shirt when I was younger. But I'm scared of cockroaches, and as far as I can rmb, no cockroach ever dropped into my shirt! But, there was one time, when I stepped on stg really lightly, and I lifted my foot and saw it was a cockroach. I quickly stepped out of the bathroom watched as the cockroach went crazy and started running around in circles, and then turned upside down and died. That was a weird experience.

,7:55 PM

Tag

The rules:
Each player of this game starts out by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own 6 WEIRD things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose people to be tagged and list their names. After you do that, leave them each a comment letting them know you tagged them and to read your blog!

6 weird things about me:
1. I'm not scared of lizards, but I'm scared of cockroaches... I dunno if this is weird but anyway...
2. I bite or peel my nails. I know it's gross! I'm trying to get out of that habit.
3. I don't get dizzy when I read in the car. Maybe coz I read way too much.
4. Normally when I sleep alone, I put my Christmas seal (named Sealy) beside me.
5. I always lose my stuff.
6. I bought this scary book and I am hiding it behind a row of books because I do not want to see it or read it.

I tag: Tash, Zoe Ng, and Raquel

,11:03 AM

Some of the Stupid/Naughty Things I Have Done in My Life

1. Poked Andrew's butt with a flag (Paul Lyn did it too! At least, she was pretending to do it, but i really thought she did, so I did it.) - new at GRC, 2005

2. Crawled under Paul Lyn's desk to drop blu-tack on Andrew's sock. - new at GRC

3. Put potty over head coz I thought it was a hat. - when I was very young

4. Squashed fish eggs with wine glass at restaurant. The worst thing was that they had cameras... or TV surveillance... what's the diff? - 2007

5. Tried to find Laura's diary. When we (Paul Lyn, Paul Mae, and me) found it, I stupidly said to Laura, holding up the diary, "What's this?" And she grabbed it and we never saw it again - I forgot when...

6. Pretended to fight w/Tash in class and both realized that teacher was looking in the class through the window. Of course we got in trouble. - Standard 2

7. Forgot to duck when there was wire in front of me and hit myself on the nose. Caused face to go red, tears, and nonstop sneezing. - 2005 or 2006

8. Tried to wipe Jia He's (my li'l bro's) butt with a towel after he pooped and got poop all over my hand.

9. Poured freezing cold water all over self and asked Paul Lyn and Paul Mae to do it, too, b4 going into 40 Celsius hot spring. Made it feel waaaaaaay hotter than it actually was. - 2005, Japan

10. Pretended I couldn't wake up when my maid woke me up, and so my Mom said, "Never mind lah. Let her sleep." LOL!! I know this is very naughty. - Standard 1 or 2

Btw, GRC means Grace Resource Centre, which is my school, which is a homeschooling thing, and it's American syllabus.

Saturday, May 26, 2007,10:54 PM

Do Puppies Need Underwear?

Gosh, Serafin is really naughty! Well, I had to wipe up his pee just now, so I took a piece of wet cloth and wiped it. Then I brought it to my bathroom to wash, and that naughty little Cocker Spaniel followed me in. As I washed it, he was in one of his 'Savage' moods, which meant he wanted to bite everyone and everything, and he kept growling.

When I went out of the bathroom with the cloth, he followed me out, carrying my underwear in his mouth! LOL!! Then he sped out of the room and I chased after him, shouting, "Serafin, nooo!" But he kept going. But, thank goodness, as he climbed up the stairs to the study room, he dropped my underwear and I grabbed it.

,10:26 PM

MORE Silly Poemz

Little Pooh is very spoilt.

He has everything he wants.

His 'rents* don't discipline him,

They never said no, not once.

...

Noone really likes Little Pooh,

He's too naughty and mean.

He likes to dissect his pet fishes,

And that turns his parents green. *'Rents: Parents

My name is Lazy Lena,

And I'm way behind my grades.

I don't do anything myself,

'Cause if I do, what use are the maids?

...

I really, really love my shades,

And I have more than thrice a dozen.
Some I give them to my friends,

But I don't give them to my cousin!

...

My cousin Lexie is a brat,

(And don't say she's like me!)

She has many, many, MANY shades;

She has even more than me!

My pet is so humongous;

He's as big as a dinosaur

He weighs three or four hundred tons

Or maybe even more!

I'd like to have some honey,

But I'm all out of money.

Isn't it funny that I spent

All my money on honey?

(Of all the poems, this - the last one - is truly the silliest and not to mention, the lamest. But I made all these poems last year in June/July, so they are rather childish and lame, but all the same, I want to post them here, because of this anonymous person who posted really nice and encouraging comments about my poems. Thank you thank you thank you!!)

,10:13 PM

My Mini Zoo

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Friday, May 25, 2007,9:38 PM

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,7:19 PM

Teacher's Day

Today was Teacher's Day, and school was from 9am-12:30pm. 9-10 was supposed to be work time, but most of us were chatting and playing. I did a LIFEPAC Test (LPT), and while Miss Emel was marking my test, and I checked one question, which was one point. I checked if the answer was right in the LPT Key, and I saw that I got it wrong! The other questions were so easy, except for that one question. When I saw it was wrong, and all the others were probably right, I screamed and started whining and whatever and startled Miss Emel and Paul Mae. Well, I was right, and I got 99% and I started pretending to cry and stuff, and Shansa was like, "99! So good!" Then she asked me why I was sad, and she said, "You got 99. I never got 99 before." Well, one sad thing about getting 99 is that you know you're just one point to a perfect score.

Ah well, so anyway, at 10 I went to the other side (ppl from my school know what I'm talking abt), and there was sooooooooooooo much food on the table. Come to think of it, I never did see Hazel's sushis. Too bad for me. There were some guys playing this basketball game, and later Kingdom Hearts with the PS (Play Station) in the library. (They used the TV) Later, me, Dawn, Sarah Ti, Zoe Tai, Paullyn, and Grace Kam brought a cup of Coke and some Mentoses (if there is such a word) outside, and we put the cup on the ground. Then I took 2 Mentoses and threw it in the Coke. It fizzled a bit, but there wasn't really much foam. So I threw 3 more inside, 1 by 1, but it was still the same. What a let-down. We left the Coke there, and later Dawn threw it away.

Most of the time, we were watching Paul Lyn and Grace decorate their project about the Savannah Walk, and it was really good! But there was this page which they copied the info from the Internet, and didn't edit it, and therefore some of the words were in blue and there were stuff like [1] and [2] and there was one [citation needed], which they covered up with some glitter.

Later Miss Catherine said something to Tommy like, "You like Sarah Ti?" and Tung Seng was passing by, and he was like, "I like Sarah Ti." And Tommy was like, "My brother! My brother! I cannot hurt my brother" blah blah blah. Waitaminute... are they really brothers??.... Naaah.

Poor Sarah.

BTW Tung Seng (TS) is a 'special' guy who liked Tiffany, who migrated to the US/Australia, and then he liked me, and now her currently likes Sarah Ti, kept on bothering her and stuff. (He stopped liking me when he thought I got 'fierce' and when Paul Lyn and I complained to Mr. Fan about him bothering us). The problem is that when Tung Seng likes someone, he wouldn't stop bothering that person, and it's really obvious, and embarrasses the person he likes. He wouldn't stop talking about Sarah Ti and wanting to do stuff to impress her and blah blah blah. And I am so thankful he does not like me anymore.

We watched Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend on someone's laptop in the Senior's Room, and the vid was really cool, but thank goodness they blocked out the F word (I will not even mention what the F word is, if you don't know, good). And Haresh and Tommy started saying stuff like, "Haresh likes..." "Tommy likes..." "Haresh..." "Tommy..." "Haresh..." "Tommy..." BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! Let them babble. And after the Girlfriend song and vid was over, Tommy was like, "I know. Haresh is the guy and the girl is..." He stopped.

"Jiayu!" Nivaysh, Haresh's younger brother, who is very cute, said.

I seriously felt like strangling him.

"Wei! Stupid!" I shouted, angrily.

But then he said sorry and then okay lor... But that thing that he said was SO gross. Paul Lyn and any other people I know who are reading this, please don't tease me.

Later we were reading the Happy Teacher's Day card from a lotta students that Miss Eunice was reading. There was one 'entry' (i dunno what to call it) from TS that said, "Happy Teacher's Day..." And something else I am not at liberty to say, because if that person is reading this, she might get hurt. And all you-other-people-who-saw-what-he-wrote, please don't tell her or she might get very sad and all.

And Tommy was also reading and he said stg abt TS being my ex, and I was like, "No! He liked me, but I don't like him!" Then he said, "Ya, so he's your ex lah", and I hit him on the shoulder real hard (haha you deserve it). And later he said stg about the 'ex' thing which I cannot rmb, and then I inched closer to him, glaring at him, and he started to run and I chased after him. I was surprised how fast I or we could run, even tho we won the Cross Country (X Country) race. No, I am not bragging, I'm just saying it. Or rather, typing it. Anyway, whenI ran, it felt like I could never get tired. Well Saskia caught his shirt, which slowed him down a bit, and I managed to hit him again. Haha! Victory is ours!
Then Kelvin had these stains on his shirt, and Zoe told me he vomited. So I went and asked him, and he said he didn't vomit. So I told Zoe, and she said Paul Lyn told her. So I asked Paul Lyn, and she said Dawn told her. LOL!!

Then Kelvin squirted Grace Goh with water, and there was this water fight. And then the three guys (Jon Roberts, Kelvin, and I forgot who the other one was) went into the Science lab, and Grace Goh and Miss Catherine went in (Miss Cath). When Grace wanted to come back out, and pulled on the doorknob so she wouldn't be able to, and there was another water fight in there. They were so wet!

At 12-something, me, Saskia (Sas), Andrew (Sanjay George), Ralf (Saskia's bro), and Tommy were watching this screensaver of a cartoon haunted house with a full moon passing real slowly across the screen. Sas said that Lydia (Cherish Wester) told her that when the moon reached the other side of the screen, a ghost would come out. So we waited and waited for 2 or 3 minutes (it's feels longer than it really is; we just sat there doing nothing but watching the screen). In the end, there was no cartoon ghost. Another let-down.

But anyway, it was a really fun day.

And now school is over, and the holidays have begun!!

,6:58 PM

Poemz

A bear said to another bear,
"You know that it's not nice to stare."

I'd rather eat a bowl of rats,

Than babysit those Siamese cats (this reminds me of the dissection)

Peter once accepted a dare

To hug Annie's ferocious hare.

Guess what happened in the end?

The hare nearly bit off his hand.

There was once a big brown bear called Finley

Who wanted to climb down the narrow chimney.

"It's no use." He was sad,

"I'm afraid I'm too fat."

And he thought himself so very silly.

There were once some silly, foolish hares

Who wouldn't stop accepting dares.

They accepted a dare to sneak into the larder,

And in the end, got eaten by a farmer.

Thursday, May 24, 2007,10:30 PM

Are You a Feminist?

You Are 71% Feminist

You are certainly a feminist - whether you know it or not.
You believe in gender equality, at least most of the time. You also believe there are a few exceptions.

Are You a Feminist?

,10:25 PM

How Old Do You Act?

You Are 12 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

,10:21 PM

How Girlie Are You?

You Are 32% Girly

You are a pretty hardcore tomboy, and a very free spirit.Gender roles be dammed, you like to do things your way.

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ONLY 32%???? THAT'S CRAZY!!! I NEED TO BE MORE GIRLY!!!

,10:03 PM

All About Me

All About Me

Name: Jia Yu (thinking of an English name)

Gender: I am a GIRL, and Chinese names are like that OK???

Birthday: November 7th

Fav Food: Japanese, beef, whatever

Pets: 2 Labradors: Shadow (male), Lexus (female), and 1 Cocker Spaniel puppy: Serafin (male). Shadow and Lexus are jealous of Serafin

TV Shows: Spongebob Squarepants, Drake and Josh, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, That's So Raven, Zoey 101

Movies: Adventure or comedy, with a teensy weensy pinch of romance in it (but I was grossed out when I saw Raven and Eddie kiss in That's So Raven. They are soooo not meant for each other, don't you agree?)

Fav Animals: Wolves, dolphins, snakes, dogs/puppies, cats/kittens, geckos...

Songs: My Redeemer, Ordinary Day, What Hurts the Most, Bring Me to Life, etc.

Fav Books: Peter Pan, Peter Pan in Scarlet, The Chronicles of Narnia, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Flowing Queen, The Stone Light, The Dark Ground, Dear Dumb Diary, Archiecomics, Twice Upon a Time series

Fav colors: Pink, blue, purple, green

Color(s) I don't like: Red

What I want to be when I grow up: A writer or actress